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Author: darkzombie

Astro Cuai Terlepas Mesej Lucah

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Post time 21-5-2014 11:17 AM | Show all posts
ha..ha..ha..ha..ha....nk menagis iols baca....macamana boleh terlepas ni..seb baik anak2 tak perasan...
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Post time 21-5-2014 11:18 AM | Show all posts
kaklehot posted on 21-5-2014 11:13 AM
padan muko astro...naikkan lagi harga astro...padahal staf x reti koje...rasakan...menjawab lah ko.. ...

Staff x reti koje. Kalau call customer service, mau tggu 30 mins. Kata computer tu 'mengalami/menerima kadar panggilan yg tinggi..sila tunggu..'. Aku fedup.. try call pukul 3am pun sama jugak mcm tu. 3am org call asterok ke??!!!!!!
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Post time 21-5-2014 11:21 AM | Show all posts
cik_penguin posted on 21-5-2014 11:18 AM
Staff x reti koje. Kalau call customer service, mau tggu 30 mins. Kata computer tu 'mengalami/mene ...

kannn..iolsss cukup2 nyampah tahap gaban dgn asterok nih...iols pun pnh call haram nye nk jawab...mcm gampang je kan staf asterok nih...nk cas org bkn main lg...sbb tu la iols dh terminate asterok...masuk unifi...lg best!!! boooo asterok!!!

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Post time 21-5-2014 11:57 AM | Show all posts
padah lah kan nak menjawap dengan anak2 kalau di tanya...

ai ingat lagi mase kecil2 dulu heboh berita 'penemuan pil viagra dapat mengatasi masalah mati pucuk', siap jadi highlight front page akhbar2 utama kat malaysia lagi....

so ai tanye la ayah ai mati pucuk tu ape? ayah ai diam taknak jawap langsung ha, hahah... pastu ai tanye balik kenapa mati pucuk sampai ade ubat camni, bagi baja dah la, sebab ai pikir pucuk pokok2 tu yang mati, haahaha...
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Post time 21-5-2014 12:01 PM | Show all posts
cik_penguin posted on 21-5-2014 11:18 AM
Staff x reti koje. Kalau call customer service, mau tggu 30 mins. Kata computer tu 'mengalami/mene ...

pukul 12 am-8am mana ada customer service astro sis, waktu graveyard hours
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Post time 21-5-2014 12:02 PM | Show all posts
lucky_peace posted on 21-5-2014 11:57 AM
padah lah kan nak menjawap dengan anak2 kalau di tanya...

ai ingat lagi mase kecil2 dulu heboh be ...

kalau zaman reformasi dahulu, usung tilam liwat lah, air mani lah, jenuh makpak nak terangkan dekat budak sekolah rendeh hal ehwal dalam kain nuar berahi
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Post time 21-5-2014 12:08 PM | Show all posts
kakikuDibibirmu posted on 21-5-2014 12:02 PM
kalau zaman reformasi dahulu, usung tilam liwat lah, air mani lah, jenuh makpak nak terangkan deka ...

hahah... time tu pon ai ade gak tanye, tapi kat abang ai, liwat tu ape, die pon jawap lelaki rogol lelaki, hahah.... tapi time tu rogol pon ai tak tau ape, huhuh....
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Post time 21-5-2014 12:25 PM | Show all posts
iols pun boikot asterok..
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Post time 21-5-2014 01:34 PM | Show all posts
kalau anak2 tanya, semua berbulu anakku. takde yg tak berbulu kecuali bercukur
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Post time 21-5-2014 01:38 PM | Show all posts
Utk kita yg dewasa ni tgk takde pape la... Saya pon belajar dr OME jgk.

Utk bdk2 ni haaaa... Terkujat mak2 tgk.
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Post time 21-5-2014 01:52 PM | Show all posts
kakikuDibibirmu posted on 21-5-2014 12:01 PM
pukul 12 am-8am mana ada customer service astro sis, waktu graveyard hours

Ada sebab aku pernah call. Bulan 11 tahun lepas sebab nk pindah rumah nk bukak piring astro tu. Aku call pukul 2-3am memang auto-answer die sama jek. Cakap "menerima kadar panggilan yg tinggi".
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Post time 21-5-2014 01:52 PM | Show all posts
erkkk... memang terkedu .
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:04 PM | Show all posts
sblm radio dan tv di tanah melayu ini implement delay system utk sebarang siaran mereka, saorang juruhebah wanita di radio terengganu pernah mengalami kejadian ini:

dj: hello...radio msia t'ganu, siapa di talian?
samdol di talian: hello...bur*t mung bbulu dok?
dj: astaghfirullahalazimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

terus tak bersuara dah dj tu hari tu
dan agak lamaaaaaaa juga berbulan2 juga rasanya kena ban terus, pendengar takleh talipon, main tuju2 lagu kat bopren, gepren, juga mak yg sedang memasak di dapur tu

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Post time 21-5-2014 03:04 PM | Show all posts
lucky_peace posted on 21-5-2014 12:08 PM
hahah... time tu pon ai ade gak tanye, tapi kat abang ai, liwat tu ape, die pon jawap lelaki rogol ...

hahaha..mse kecik2 semua berfikiran suci murni. x tau ape.
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:08 PM | Show all posts
takyah budak2 lah
nenek aku pun sama
ada la skali tuh berita pusat pelacuran kena serbu, berkotak2 kondom dirampas disyaki digunakan utk kegiatan maksiat, adalah visual habang2 pulis hangkut kotak2 yg dalamnya ada kondom
terus dia tanya, kondom tu menda hapa?
aku buat bodo ajer, buat2 tak dengar
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:22 PM | Show all posts
cikokui posted on 21-5-2014 01:34 PM
kalau anak2 tanya, semua berbulu anakku. takde yg tak berbulu kecuali bercukur

sempoinye mak, hehehe...
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:35 PM | Show all posts
hzln posted on 21-5-2014 03:04 PM
sblm radio dan tv di tanah melayu ini implement delay system utk sebarang siaran mereka, saorang jur ...

kena heart attack ke dj tu? pjg istighfar dia.
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:37 PM | Show all posts
sakit perut ai gelak baca komen2 kat thread ni...

apa2 laa Astro neh... ai dah terminate 3 bln lepas. aman jer hidup.
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Post time 21-5-2014 03:45 PM | Show all posts
Jibam Tak salah.. hahahaha
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Post time 21-5-2014 04:05 PM | Show all posts
OMG.....WHAT THE FISHHHH??...
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