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obelisk · Post time 21-10-2014 12:01 PM

The 16 Greatest Battles Fought By The Most Courageous Cats Of Our Time

Our history has been defined by conflicts in which the greatest among us fight the unimaginable. Today, we honor those cats who have stepped up when no others were willing. Today, we honor the fighters. The soldiers. The heroes.

1. The Battle of Cat vs. Lizard

Upon the beige carpet the courageous feline confronted the most menacing of lizards.
Battle Victor: Kitten

2. The Battle of Cat vs. Ham

Faster than one might utter the word "ham," this valiant cat was accosted with the most vicious of lunch meat.
Battle Victor: Ham

3. The Battle of Cat vs. Toy

When the toy began to advance, this cat knew what to do. Coming to blows where the carpet met the hardwood, these two brought their best moves.
Battle Victor: Cat

4. The Battle of Cat vs. String-On-Sheets

With the foe outnumbering the cat in volume, this feline didn't flinch; she attacked in what can only be called a dance-battle, twirling and slashing, fighting til she could fight no more.
Battle Victor: Cat

5. The Battle of Cat vs. Paper Bag

Unrelenting and solemn, the bag showed no mercy toward its feline adversary.
Battle Victor: Bag

6. The Battle of Cat vs. Potato

In the face of a vicious legume, this kitten courageously leapt where no one dared go. Rest in peace, potato. You trifled with the wrong warrior
Battle Victor: Cat

7. The Battle of Cat vs. Reflection

Never has a kitten met a mightier foe: itself. When this fearless fighter went left, its rival met its move. When he went right? THE SAME. This overwhelming conflict could, seemingly, go on forever.
Battle Victor: Reflection

8. The Battle of Cat vs. Pillow

Falling from such lofty heights, this kitten met its defeat in one swift blow from the pillow itself.
Battle Victor: Pillow

9. The Battle of Cat vs. Garbage Can

Where the can's resources were limited, the cat was nimble, determined, and ready to take on any advances. A true warrior shows its strength not in how it attacks, but how it defends.
Battle Victor: Cat

10. The Battle of Cat Vs. Printer

The printer was merciless in its retribution against the cat's ambush, its pages bursting forth toward the enemy with a force unseen by its enemy prior.
Battle Victor: Printer

11. The Battle of Cat vs. Men

The two forces met in the lobby of a building, the men unprepared for the onslaught, the cat ready for a clash. With a kick of the back legs, the feline defeated its foes.
Battle Victor: Cat

12. The Battle of Cat vs. Steam

Bursting forth from the humidifier cannon, this army of steam invaded the cat's territory without apology or pause. Though courageous in her initial effort, the cat became overcome with its enemy's force and sheer numbers.

Battle Victor: Steam

13. The Battle of Cat vs. Octopus

Using the classic cling-to-face move, the octopus was seemingly born for such a fight.
Battle Victor: Octopus

14. The Battle of Cat vs. Bear

The bear brought its strength, but the cat brought its stamina.
Battle Victor: Cat

15. The Battle of Cat vs. Hand

Groomed and prepared for a struggle, the kitten showed the hand its full force, tumbling upon the fingers with a flip.
Battle Victor: Cat

16. The Battle of Cat vs. Sandal

With four limbs against none, the battle seemed all but won by the feline attacker. A swift turn of events, however, left the cat trapped, defeated, and motionless.
Battle Victor: Sandal

So here's to the history-makers. May we never forget!