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[Tempatan] Nelayan Terkejut Tangkap Pari Sebesar Lori Pasir

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Post time 28-10-2014 02:29 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 12:49 PM
jangan dik....tak elok untuk fucuk uoul.....

Jadi bentan ke pucuk laki nko yang kenot stand tuh bila nko kasi dia lauk née?



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Post time 28-10-2014 02:40 PM | Show all posts
larikesurga posted on 28-10-2014 02:21 PM
ASAM PEDAS MELETOP....

You can probably try any kind of fish untuk masakan asam pedas née...BUT nothing beats ikan pari.......

Pernah sekali ada orang gunakan salmon...untuk asam pedas....spoil siot......






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Post time 28-10-2014 02:43 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 02:40 PM
You can probably try any kind of fish untuk masakan asam pedas née...BUT nothing beats ikan pari. ...

not bad though red salmon for asam pedas

okay gak lemak

instead of patin...yg i hmm...tak mo makan sebab fishy.

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Post time 28-10-2014 02:44 PM | Show all posts
sian dekat pari ni.. dia nk hidup pun susah bila ada manusia jakun mcm nelayan ni
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Post time 28-10-2014 03:01 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 02:29 PM
Jadi bentan ke pucuk laki nko yang kenot stand tuh bila nko kasi dia lauk née?

tak habis2 ko in denial mode dikkk....
makanlah ikan pari dikk..insyaallah fucuk kau akan berfungsi semula.....dan boleh lah kau jadi gayah top pulak dikk...

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Post time 28-10-2014 03:35 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 02:40 PM
You can probably try any kind of fish untuk masakan asam pedas née...BUT nothing beats ikan pari. ...

beb, aku memang org melaka lah...stay and keje je kat kl....
yerp..fav aku pon ikan pari....
kalau kt melaka tu, aku suka makan kat asam pedas claypot....
asam pedas meletop tak shedap....
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Post time 28-10-2014 03:37 PM | Show all posts
ni bukan lori pasir...ni besar rambut datin seri hajjah rosmah mansur
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Post time 28-10-2014 04:15 PM | Show all posts
uissskkkhh... ini stok 100org mkn pun xtentu abes ni..
besar sgt ni.. da mcm ikan pari kt aquaria.. hehhehehe
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Post time 28-10-2014 04:39 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 03:01 PM
tak habis2 ko in denial mode dikkk....
makanlah ikan pari dikk..insyaallah fucuk kau akan berfung ...

You mean it worked wonders on your  dayus partner yang dah kena your overpowering nasikangkang that resulted his fucuk tak leh naik dan biol tak boleh repair?wakakakakaka...jadi sekarang tak payah lagi dia gunakan kaki untuk penetrate through your terowong a 5 man toner can make a U turn? Or masih perlu gunakan lagi? Sebab bukan senang nak dapat ikan pari hari hari khennnn?


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Post time 28-10-2014 04:46 PM | Show all posts
mbhcsf posted on 28-10-2014 02:43 PM
not bad though red salmon for asam pedas

okay gak lemak

For splurging on salmon.....ditenggelamkan dalam asam pedas...is a definite NO NO.....

you are never going to get the real taste of SALMON...if you cook it this way.......trust me.....

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:47 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 04:39 PM
You mean it worked wonders on your  dayus partner yang dah kena your overpowering nasikangkang tha ...

well dear...only you know the feeling because this impontency problem only occur to you...and i was suggesting the solution that might help you...give it a try...
btw...my hubby is 1000 time better that you in term of performance...but i'm not surprise because i believe you never use your 'weapon'...being a bottom gay...you are definitely a receiver...ahaksssssss


you go girl........

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:50 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 04:47 PM
well dear...only you know the feeling because this impontency problem only occur to you...and i wa ...

Few days ago nko sebut laki aku ........sekarang aku...wakakakaakakakakakakakkaaka...nko mabuk ketum kah?

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Show some credibility boleh tak?

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:53 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 04:47 PM
well dear...only you know the feeling because this impontency problem only occur to you...and i wa ...

So laki nko masih sumbat nko pakai kaki kah? Kecuali nko boleh dapat ikan pari hari hari untuk dia ...masak asam pedas?

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:54 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 04:50 PM
Few days ago nko sebut laki aku ........sekarang aku...wakakakaakakakakakakakkaaka...nko mabuk ket ...

yer dikk..sebab masa tu aku igt ko betina..rupanya ko jantan gayah bottom...
jadi selayaknya ko dihencap sedemikian rupa.....



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Post time 28-10-2014 04:56 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 04:53 PM
So laki nko masih sumbat nko pakai kaki kah? Kecuali nko boleh dapat ikan pari hari hari untuk dia ...

euwww....sebagai gayah bottom...lubang kunyit kau disumbat dgn kaki kah????.....tentu kau punya lobos tahap dewa dikk....
ktm komuter pun pasti boleh buat zig zang dlm montot ko....

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:56 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 04:47 PM
well dear...only you know the feeling because this impontency problem only occur to you...and i wa ...

But of course...laki dayus kena nasi kangkang power nko...mesti power...wakakakaakakakakakA...sebab itu terpaksa pakai kaki bukan fucuk utk sumbat terowong bini 5 man toner boleh buat U TURN...kecuali bini masak hari hari ikan  pari asam pedas......utk me naikkan semula semangat fucuk lakinya...tested........



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Post time 28-10-2014 04:58 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 04:56 PM
But of course...laki dayus kena nasi kangkang power nko...mesti power...wakakakaakakakakakA...seba ...

hehe....gayah bottom mcm kau tak kisah dgn fucuk kau yg dah mati kan...
after all  fucuk kau tu boleh potong simpan dlm botol jer....buat pickle...camner dikkk...cubalah ikut saranan bernas dari akak ni yer...

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Post time 28-10-2014 04:59 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 04:54 PM
yer dikk..sebab masa tu aku igt ko betina..rupanya ko jantan gayah bottom...
jadi selayaknya ko d ...

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So have you finally got your twisted facts right now? Or are you still blur like sotong?


Wakakaakakakakakakakakakakakkakakakaakkakakakakakakaka...

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Post time 28-10-2014 05:00 PM | Show all posts
crankshaft posted on 28-10-2014 04:56 PM
But of course...laki dayus kena nasi kangkang power nko...mesti power...wakakakaakakakakakA...seba ...

cepat dikkk..reply post akak..isk pasal apa lembab sgt ni....
tau lah kau gayah bottom..tapi akak tk expect kau selembik ini..commonn..hurry up dik..reply cepattttttttttttt!!!!



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Post time 28-10-2014 05:01 PM | Show all posts
Modngengade posted on 28-10-2014 04:58 PM
hehe....gayah bottom mcm kau tak kisah dgn fucuk kau yg dah mati kan...
after all  fucuk kau tu b ...

Tell me.....kalau nko tak dapat ikan pari sehari atau sampai seminggu untuk masakan laki nko asam pedas ikan pari....utk naikkan semangat fucuk nya...what do you do? Cari fucuk kat luar kah? Anyway laki dah berjaya nko dayus kan..setakat isterinya makan luar takkan dia marah siot!


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