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Post time 1-7-2015 02:36 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by pengimbas at 1-7-2015 02:37 PM

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc.
I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!
"Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.
" There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."


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Post time 1-7-2015 02:58 PM | Show all posts
hehe..               
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Post time 1-7-2015 03:37 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha tension laki dia.
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Post time 1-7-2015 03:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha! Ada yang kena tinju muka sampai rumah nanti
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Post time 1-7-2015 04:39 PM | Show all posts
dh la cuai , pelupa plak...
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Post time 1-7-2015 05:14 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha. Kelakar.
Tak pasal-pasal laki kena soal siasat
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Post time 1-7-2015 07:15 PM | Show all posts
Pelupa bininya...
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Post time 1-7-2015 11:50 PM | Show all posts
kah kah kah
I jugak yg senang..
wife je yg drivekan.. malas sgt nak drive sendiri tak tau kenapa
byk benda bleh buat bila dalam kete eg baca quran etc
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Post time 2-7-2015 07:39 AM | Show all posts
ahhahahahahha....tak pasal kena soal siasat.....
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Post time 2-7-2015 10:39 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 2-7-2015 11:08 AM | Show all posts
hahahahhaha
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Post time 2-7-2015 12:53 PM | Show all posts
OMG.... huhuhu, iol pernah absent minded mcm pompuan nie jugak, tapi bukan keta, barang lain. huhuhuhuhu....
Tapi mmg at that time tgh pikir banyak hal, sampai jadi kalut.
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Post time 3-7-2015 01:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mmg kelakar...sabor bebanyak la en.somi dpt bini cenggitu....
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Post time 6-7-2015 12:29 PM | Show all posts
short term memory lost
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Post time 6-7-2015 02:48 PM | Show all posts
pompuan dan kelam kabut memang x dapat dipisahkan
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Post time 7-7-2015 04:19 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 7-7-2015 11:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Berhoney bagai ek kalau dah buat salah...
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Post time 8-7-2015 03:38 PM | Show all posts
hahahahhahaa.. tak pepasal laki jadik suspek
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Post time 4-9-2015 02:22 PM | Show all posts
kah kah kah..
xpasal2 hangin asbennya
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Post time 4-9-2015 03:37 PM | Show all posts
haha tak masal laki kena soal siasat
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