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Kalau tak buat salah, kenapa takut?' - Doktor bidas pesakit
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nenekglamer replied at 24-4-2016 08:35 PM
Hahaha.. yes yes teringat..
But then.. to make it possible.. some conditions have to be met... ...
hmm, lawak citer ni |
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tetiber hilang ingatan sementara boleh?...
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mmg lawak.. tapi masa tu malu siottt...
rasa cam pornstar pulak to be grabbing a stranger's erect penis... adehhh...
i barely remember his face... but I sure as hell remember his f*cking enormous dick (tak tipu)
sebenarnya dah lama kisah ni.. tapi tetiba jah teringat bila baca kes pak arob jatuh tertusuk tu...
gelak sendiri aku...
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hahaha.. adoii.. kesian yang kena tarik tu.. adeii... harap2 tak putuih???
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Selalu soalan sensitif ni doc yg saya jumpa mmg mintak maaf awal2. Are you sexually active? Walau jwb no, still kena buat urine test. Hadap jela. Kita jgk yg jumpa doctor kannn. |
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nenekglamer replied at 24-4-2016 11:41 PM
I remember.. mamat tu berdiri tegak diam2 barang kena grab kemas2 dengan aku.. he's caucasian...
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itu lah...lau ppuan tros nk mengamuk..tampar
cer tngok duluh....mne tao anuar zain me.tom welington ke.silap silap jadi asben..kahkahkah
btw...caucasian tu xmarah...die enjoy jekk...sources?aku pun jantan.....memang aku layan jekk klau juliana aziz handjob aku...hakhakhak |
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Edited by nenekglamer at 25-4-2016 03:33 PM
Hehehe.. kalau nuar jeng.. mak bagi amaran 'keras' kat dia kerana memegang mak ditempat2 yang tak sepatutnya..
kalau tom wellington... hmm... mak bagi kata dua kot... he's too cute...
kalau henry cavill? Mak rentap bulu dada dia kuat2 until he screams for his mommy!
nope, caucasian tu tak marah langsung.. kalau aku tak salah ingat.. dia senyum jah kt aku.. (and he was shirtless too) I should have apologised, tapi aku malu gile masa tu.. hahaha. I hope I didn't hurt him.
back to the original topic of this thread... susah jugak nak salah kan sapa2.. kita orang kebanyakan ni bukan tau sangat ttg procedure2 nih.. and because of this ignorance kita mudah nak meroyan. On the other hand, pada patients yang ignorant, doc kalau jahat boleh je cakap 'ini procedure', padahal saja jah nak amik kesempatan. I dunno la, I am no doc. Tapi a friend of mine is a doc and she said docs ramai jah yang ASSHOLES! yerkk..
And we, coming from budaya melayu... mende2 dalam kain adalah sesuatu yang private... Nobody should meddle with our goods down there. maruah perempuan adalah dicelah kakinya.. or so it seems. And we are pretty much dictated by ppl around us.. Nanti apa orang kata.. etc etc.. On the surface, semua orang mesti modest; perempuan mesti innocent dan malu2 kucing.. lelaki pun kena macho etc.. tapi cuba chat online.. berapa ramai yang nak menyerah barang FOC sambil cakap ala2 pornstar terencat mental? Lelaki and perempuan both..
As for me, aku akan cari straight female doc (sbb aku pompuan) atau doc lelaki yang gayah to treat me and establish a good relationship with him or her. And I think doc has the responsibility to explain to patients as well as he/she could and patients sepatutnya amik tau tentang their own health issues and the relevant procedures.. sekarang ni senang nak cari info... Google it guys.. but of course... apa2 hal, kena consult real life pakar yea... jangan just gi jumpa doc.. doc bagi ubat and balik rumah and couldn't be bothered to do research to know more about the problem.
(Menceceh sambil layan lagu Pony...)
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That's a good doc.. apologise sbb tau some questions can be offensive to patients.. lelagi budaya kita kan..
P/s teringat citer House MD.. House said "everybody lies"
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Madel replied at 24-4-2016 08:32 PM
Aku pernah hadapi situasi mcm gini..
Perut rasa cramp sesangat..area pinggang sakit mencucuk2..
Ma ...
Uol, macam pelik saja prosedur ini?
Dokotor @axl_bach @ipes2 @jasmeen
Perlu ka seluk2 kemaluan untuk check senggugut uol? |
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Well, some people are just too gorgeous for you to get angry at lol
Well.. mungkin jugak aku masa tu kelihatan sangat hot dan gojes (mati la mak kena hencap) that mamat kokesen sado tak berbaju tu biarkan jek aku pegang adik dia lama2... sambil dia senyum2 kat aku...
Kalau muka aku ala-ala pecah rumah meth addict, mungkin mamat tu terus mati pucuk and dakwa aku kt mahkamah..
Aku rasa laaa... tak tau la kot2 semua lelaki rela dikekah oleh sapa2 saja? hahahha...
Ps.. I am sure you have way better looks that that pict?
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kan
aku pun rasa pelik???
keling tu geram lama dah nak tengok pepek madel kowt???
bnyk lgi method laen
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chazey replied at 25-4-2016 06:49 PM
Uol, macam pelik saja prosedur ini?
Dokotor @axl_bach @ipes2 @jasmeen
Siyes la..aku tak tipu..
Aku mmg pernah hadapi situasi cam gitu..
Seumur hidup aku , baru 2 kali aku warded..1st time sebab aku patah tangan., jatuh tertiarap waktu tengah berlatih gimnastik..tulang kat pegelangan nadi tu patah berlekuk
The 2nd time..pasal sakit perut tu la..
Doc lelaki india (dah berumur) dgn acik nurse (pun dah berumur)..so wktu prosedur tu dijalankan mmg telus la (ye la wktu tu aku pun masih budak2 )..sbb ada acik nurse..
Sekejapan je proses nya..abis dicek..doc blah..tinggal aku ngan acik nurse..acik nurse suh pakai spender balik n kitaorg keluar sesama..bila aku kluar dari bilik rawatan tu..doc india tu dah duk berbual dgn parents aku..aku tak tahu la apa yg doc tu explain kat parents aku.
Tapi doc ckp mungkin simptom sengugut n dia ada terangkan pasal cyst...
Itu je la.. |
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Well, some people are just too gorgeous for you to get angry at lol---------i wish muke aq camnih,bole le aku buat papew kat ko,,,,,,,haxhaxhaxhax
mungkin mamat tu terus mati pucuk--------------x kan ,misti x punya
kot2 semua lelaki rela dikekah oleh sapa2 saja?--------------------------------ini sngat true.........ngan badak pun boleh je on.............bukti......klau nenek tjatoh towel,pak imam pun terbang serban dierwalau glamer memang umor nenek da pun..............hahahaha
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lau ko ajak mat saleh tu gi mkan mkan pastu pun...........misti dia nak...............
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oh puhhhhlezzzzzzz
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wana89 replied at 24-4-2016 10:14 PM
Wana sakit sengugut just buat test ultrasound jah uols.. Dr pompuan
Dah explain kan..zaman aku tu masih mundur..internet belum meluas..wktu tu ultarsound pun mungkin sesuatu yg aku sendiri tak tau..hihi..
Zmn skrg ni tak payah ckp la..semua dihujung jari..org dah makin pandai n cerdik..silap hari bulan kalau zaman ni doc tu buat gitu kat aku..mmg doc tu dah makan penumbuk...pastu viral kan...hihi |
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maaf cakap la mat saleh lagi bertamadun kebanyakkannya
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