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Author: melurporeber

Berpantun 2 Kerat (Bersyarat) V14

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Post time 2-11-2017 02:27 PM | Show all posts
Edited by keypochino at 2-11-2017 02:28 PM
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 12:30 PM
Nak makan apa hari ni
Mmg sayang sungguh dgn benang ni

makan nasi lemak lauk paru
kalau dah abis buat la benang baru


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Post time 2-11-2017 02:28 PM | Show all posts
laceheart replied at 2-11-2017 01:42 PM
Hati2 dgan saka
Ai x phm cerita stalker

buah mangga buah kuini
kisahnya ada stalker sampai ke sini


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Post time 2-11-2017 02:30 PM | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 12:36 PM
Kedai cik lijah memang ramai
Jumpa kat lain gaduh sini berdamai

dimanakah engkau aku bertanya
itu gaduh2 manja aja namanya

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Post time 2-11-2017 02:34 PM | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 12:20 PM
Cuaca tak menentu skrg ni
Keypo smbg la bukak lepas ni

jaga2 perangai takut di rasuk
keypo takut buat rumah org tak masuk

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Post time 2-11-2017 02:38 PM | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 12:22 PM
Dari tadi berkurung dalam bilik
Kalau sakit tuhan tarik balik

minggu lepas masak laksa
sakit itu penghapus dosa

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Post time 2-11-2017 07:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 02:34 PM
jaga2 perangai takut di rasuk
keypo takut buat rumah org tak masuk

Pegi melaka beli buah bidara
Belum cube belum tau sedara
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Post time 2-11-2017 08:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 1-11-2017 08:45 PM
Bawak motor asyik nak race
Melur selalu terhibur baca pantun cik lace

Makasih ya sbb terhibur
Kenyang perut asek melabur
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Post time 2-11-2017 08:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
laceheart replied at 2-11-2017 07:31 PM
Pegi melaka beli buah bidara
Belum cube belum tau sedara

Nasi lemak buah bidara

Haha sy sedari bkn sedara
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 Author| Post time 2-11-2017 09:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 08:40 PM
Nasi lemak buah bidara

Haha sy sedari bkn sedara

Pelik tgk lelaki pakai celak
Haha sakit perut melur gelak!
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 Author| Post time 2-11-2017 09:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 02:34 PM
jaga2 perangai takut di rasuk
keypo takut buat rumah org tak masuk

Dosa besar pakai susuk
Adalah tu nanti masuk
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 Author| Post time 2-11-2017 09:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 02:30 PM
dimanakah engkau aku bertanya
itu gaduh2 manja aja namanya

Dalam hidup janganlah asyik bergaduh
Pasal retis pon boleh bergaduh

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Post time 2-11-2017 10:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 09:38 PM
Pelik tgk lelaki pakai celak
Haha sakit perut melur gelak!

Anak cina memasang lukah

Hi melur syif mlm kah?
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Post time 2-11-2017 10:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 09:44 PM
Dalam hidup janganlah asyik bergaduh
Pasal retis pon boleh bergaduh

Salah silap harap ampuni
macam terkena batang hidung je ni
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Post time 2-11-2017 10:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 09:40 PM
Dosa besar pakai susuk
Adalah tu nanti masuk

Anak itik mengejar angsa
Ala melur je continue mcm biasa
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 Author| Post time 3-11-2017 12:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 10:58 PM
Anak itik mengejar angsa
Ala melur je continue mcm biasa

Rumah pak mat di hujung sana
Tengoklah dulu macam mana
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 Author| Post time 3-11-2017 01:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 10:56 PM
Salah silap harap ampuni
macam terkena batang hidung je ni

Lama tak minum air kelapa
Eh melur tak tuju kt sape2
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 Author| Post time 3-11-2017 01:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
keypochino replied at 2-11-2017 10:55 PM
Anak cina memasang lukah

Hi melur syif mlm kah?

Penat menunggu sampai kematu
Haha syif melur tak ikut waktu
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Post time 3-11-2017 08:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 3-11-2017 01:01 AM
Lama tak minum air kelapa
Eh melur tak tuju kt sape2

Lembut kulit lepas melulur
Haha xde la saje keypo nk usik melur
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Post time 3-11-2017 08:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 3-11-2017 01:02 AM
Penat menunggu sampai kematu
Haha syif melur tak ikut waktu

Dulu hobi keypo mgumpul stem
Ni keypo bpantun dlm jem
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Post time 3-11-2017 02:27 PM | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 2-11-2017 01:26 PM
Asyik membontot ke mana-mana
Sah dia peminat setia anna

pingat emas pingat gangsa
heh, tak kuasa!



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