Funny Bones in Everyday Family Life

manakautau

Originally posted by LostSoul at 11-3-2008 09:32 AM
mod, let this be.. otherwise he will disturb other threads where i'm replying.. thank you..

defensive statement nampak???...or diri sendirik dah terasa sama kaco thread org jadik lebih baik bukak thread sendirik jadik leh "kena" kan Mr Manak balik?????

Harlow HC.......sila sila.......nanti geng2 datang bukak lagu, bukak citer kueh....jokes merapu jugak k???? But remember jokes pasal keluarga tau takut nanti thtread kena campak board Jokes and humor pulak.......

manakautau

Originally posted by LostSoul at 11-3-2008 09:32 AM
well, to be ridiculed by someone who rejected you and saying why to whole wide world.. thats priceless!

by the way, this thread is open to all (neutral atau tidak.. no racism), to share jo ...

Ada satu joke jugak...Bini tertekan...suami membisu.....jadik isteri nak kena banyak ketawa takut sama2 jadi bisu nanti......citer kawan Manak ler....

Sasha

*** asked you to audit the following post,click following url to view the post:
http://forum3.cari.com.my/viewth ... ;page=4#pid21319809

His/Her Reason: Reporting this to you for different opinions.

Dear Sir,
Hopefully, an appropriate action shall be taken accordingly against this forumer because he is always attack & provoke & keeps harass  most of FD forummers in every topics  with his destructive remarks in his post.

These rencourage others to share their opinion or personal experience in here.

Dear Manak - Pls c your pm and kindly stop of doing this kind of habit.

[ Last edited by  Sasha at 11-3-2008 12:34 PM ]

LostSoul

hahahaha sis.... assumption... a mother of all... like dewaganaz said la.. klako2..

macam cerita the guy who likes eating boiled eggs so much.. pernah dgr tak? tu pun lawakkkk..

LostSoul

mr. manak, the thread is open to all, not dedicating to any forumner, esp. not you... thank you.

by the way, your 'friend' had moved on.. with life thats so much better.. you should too, unless you love keeping grudges..

bye...

Cretin.Penguin

Heya, 'lil botet....  Ever watch this vids?  Not a "normal" kinda rock band, but Green Jelly "SUCK"!  Hehehe, that's sucks is from their own anthem of another song.  But, do watch the vids and you'll get the idea that this is not the normal story/legend of what we used to hear in children story books etc....  

Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs

manakautau

Originally posted by Sasha at 11-3-2008 12:28 PM


Dear Manak - Pls c your pm and kindly stop of doing this kind of habit.

Until you are ready to be impartial...pls stop justifying your stand with this statement.......thanx......

manakautau

Ada dua jenis pencacai yg baru Manak tahu hari ini....

Yg satu bawak najis pegi buat jadik baja.....yg lagi satu jenis tolong buangkan mooncupping  bini org kat tong sampah........

Lawak lawak

LostSoul

sour grape?

manakautau

Anggur masam betina nak kena banyak ketawa...takut nanti boleh jadi gila.......

LostSoul

tuan2 n puan2 boleh tgk sendri sapa yg gila..

daaaaaaaaaaa

manakautau

bila org yg "tak gila" nak yakinkan org lain utk  jadi giler......

Lawak lawak

manakautau

Originally posted by LostSoul at 11-3-2008 01:04 PM
tuan2 n puan2 boleh tgk sendri sapa yg gila..

daaaaaaaaaaa

Org yg tak giler(bijak pandai) jer yg senang kena main ngan suami giler.......

Lawak dari fail mahkamah syariah......

LostSoul

klaka seram on tuesday... hahahaha...

shemale from brazil?

manakautau

Belum daaaaaaaaaaa lagik????

Dari fail yg sama.....somi buat isteri jadik giler(jadi lembu serta keldai somi)...jadik ada alasan pasang lagik satu......

Lawak lagi......

misy

the guy who likes eating boiled eggs so much???....

ada tak joke ni , meh la letak sini, tak penah dgr lagi

LostSoul

tak pernah baca lagi ek misy? heh heh

it goes like this:

ada sorang mamat ni, dia cukup suke makan telur rebus, pagi makan telur rebus, tengahari makan telur rebus, mlm pun makan telur rebus..

pada satu hari, wife dia panggey balik makan tengahari, katanye dia ada hadiah utk mamat ni.. dia pikir mesti telur erbus ni.. walaupun pagi tadik dia dah makan semangkuk beso telur rebus.. so, bila dia sampei rumah, wife dia tutup mata dia dgn kain "abg jgn bukak tau.. ini surprise"

pehtu bini dia bawak dia masuk ke dlm, dudukkan dia kat krusi... then sementara menunggu wife dia, perut dia memulas2 utk kentut.. almaklumlah dah pulun semangkuk beso telo rebus... diapun start le sesi kentut mengentut dia.. sambil dia tergelak.. tp dia heran.. wife dia lama sgt nak tiba balik, mana le dia nih..

diapun bukak le kain tu.. then dia pusing, dia nampak pak mentua, mak mentua, anak2, jiran sebelah semua ada kat meja.. tgh tunggu nak bagi dia surprise birthday party..

manakautau

Originally posted by misy at 11-3-2008 01:14 PM
the guy who likes eating boiled eggs so much???....

ada tak joke ni , meh la letak sini, tak penah dgr lagi

Guy suka makan telur rebus tak pernah dongar.....yg kulit cam telur rebus pernah......

Tapi oleh kerana memenuhi tuntutan thread tentang family nak kena guna istilah somi.....

Sedara mara dok tanya sisuami yg dah kawen ngan isteri dia ni selama 14 tahun.....

" Awet hang muka nampak bersih lembut cam telur rebus ni dek Mat???? Isteri hang yg lagi muda dari hang nampok dah kerepok stress jer.."

" Mat tak keja....dok umah jer...si Peah tu yg keja banting tulang suap Mat makan kat umah......apaer tak bersih kulit muka...tak kena matahari pun..."

Lawak...lawak.....

SleepyFish

lawaknyaaa

LostSoul

heh heh tu le...musti terkujat dah fire dahsyat2, tgk semua org ada kat situ..