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Suami Isteri Lidah Tergigit

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Post time 6-8-2016 01:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by catalina at 6-8-2016 01:13 AM

EPISOD 1

Isteri:  Abang, sebelum kita kahwin, abang selalu bagi saya hadiah. Tapi, kenapa sekarang abang tak pernah nak bagi saya hadiah???

Suami : Awak pernah tak tengok,pemancing bagi umpan pada ikan yang dah kene tangkap?

Isteri : #%^*+=

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EPISOD 2

Perbualan suami isteri.. lagi..

Isteri: Abang, sebelum kita kahwin abang selalu bawa saya jalan-jalan. Tapi, kenapa sekarang abang dah tak pernah bawa saya ke mana-mana. Terperuk aje kat rumah....

Suami : hmm.. Awak rasa kita boleh kawin ni sebab apa??

Isteri : Laa..Abang ni,  mesti la sebab dah jodoh...

Suami : Haa... betul laa tu.. kan org tua-tua kata, "kalau dah jodoh tak ke mana." So, tak payah la ke mana-mana... duduk je kat rumah.

Isteri : #%^*+=

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Post time 6-8-2016 11:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jawapan mmg menyakitkan hati
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Post time 6-8-2016 11:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ni mau majok setahun ni
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Post time 6-8-2016 06:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalo au mmng sentap.   
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Post time 6-8-2016 07:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lelaki kemain sebelum kahwin kemain janji bagai. Lepas tu nan hadi
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Post time 6-8-2016 07:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Typo plak *nan hado
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Post time 7-8-2016 12:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Patutnya isteri balas balik dengan ayat macam ni,

"Abang tahu tak kenapa kucing yang disayangi pun tido luar rumah tuan nya kadang2? Sebab kalo menyakitkan hati tuan rumah macam berak di sofa, selayaknya tidur luar... abang rasa abang nak jadi tak macam kucing tu?"

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Post time 7-8-2016 11:02 AM | Show all posts
kesian sang isteri...
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Post time 7-8-2016 04:47 PM | Show all posts
Bininya baik sgt....
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 Author| Post time 7-8-2016 09:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bolamata replied at 7-8-2016 12:12 AM
Patutnya isteri balas balik dengan ayat macam ni,

"Abang tahu tak kenapa kucing yang disayangi p ...

Kang dia jawab..."nanti kucing kesayangan cari tuan rumah kedua camner? Ayang ok kan???"


    
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Post time 8-8-2016 09:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
catalina replied at 7-8-2016 09:11 PM
Kang dia jawab..."nanti kucing kesayangan cari tuan rumah kedua camner? Ayang ok kan???"



Makan kunci rumah la gamaknya kalo diberi jawapan tu... hahaha
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Post time 9-8-2016 12:52 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 9-8-2016 05:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sabar aje la ::
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Post time 10-8-2016 09:53 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaahaha. Kelakar dan boleh buatkan bini merajuk sebulan nih
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Post time 12-8-2016 07:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Rrrrrrrrr....*!^#&#(!(*&$
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Post time 14-8-2016 03:32 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 15-8-2016 12:48 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha

bagus laa
ada communication.

tapi mohon cari topic yg tak merbahaya
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Post time 15-8-2016 12:49 PM | Show all posts
iklan




ada kuiz/game baru

kat thread kuiz

ada kt page 49



good luck



tq..

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