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Post time 15-4-2020 09:45 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
A) The ghosts of your failed relationships are speaking to you through ITUNES shuffle!


B) 911 what's your emergency?

I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.

Ma'am we don't--

IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION!!



C) “Omg me too!” - Everybody on a first date


D) [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he’m a butcher
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[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]E) A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, "I forgot my wallet."




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Post time 26-4-2020 06:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Part I forgot the wallet tu lawak gile
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Post time 22-11-2024 06:14 AM | Show all posts
Hi everyone, I'm really looking forward to meeting new and interesting people. Who can recommend a great dating site?
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Petrik replied at 22-11-2024 06:14 AM
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