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Cerita Pendek: Mengamuk Di Central Market

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Post time 26-1-2009 05:00 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Jeff berkeliaran ibarat ayam putus kepala. Matanya merah menyala umpama jin afrit. Dia mendengus-dengus umpama kerbau kerbau kena sembelih..

'Argghhh argghhhh aku dah naik syeh!!!' dia melolong dengan penuh syahdu.

pekerja-pekerja warga Bangladesh dan Indonesia yang sedang berpeleseran di luar Pasar Seni semua memandang kehairanan..

Dia pun mengherdik 'Hoi, pendatang! Korang peduli apa? Korang buat menyemak kat negara aku. Sedar diri sedikit! Sebelum aku hantar korang semua dalam keranda balik Bangla atau Indon!!!'

Mereka menikus semahu-mahunya...umpama tikus jelek.

Jeff ketawa umpama puaka hutan. 'Hahahaha...Arghhh'

Ketawa semahu-mahunya.

TAMAT

Epilog: Beberapa minit kemudian, sebuah ambulan telah dikejarkan ke Pasar Seni untuk membawa Jeff ke Unit Rawatan Psikiatri di Hospital KL..

[ Last edited by  LLM at 26-1-2009 06:30 PM ]
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Post time 26-1-2009 05:09 PM | Show all posts


apa nih?
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Post time 26-1-2009 05:15 PM | Show all posts
gilo.
dedua gilo.
dalam citer tu mahu pun pencerita cerita ni.
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 Author| Post time 26-1-2009 06:31 PM | Show all posts

Reply #3 stfunewbiez's post

kau pun gilo baca cerita ni
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Post time 27-1-2009 02:49 PM | Show all posts
haha...apa2 je la korunk ni..
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Post time 18-4-2009 09:05 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaha bengonglaaa
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Post time 19-4-2009 12:19 AM | Show all posts
apo nie jang... ekau tulih, kami baco la......
peh tuh sonang2 kato orang gilo.....
sapo gilo nih...  ekau ko gilo... ko kami nih....
lu pikir la sendiri ....
sian eh kek ekau ni jang ....
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Post time 19-4-2009 10:25 PM | Show all posts

sengal..
penat aku bukak..
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Post time 30-4-2009 05:18 PM | Show all posts
aduhai...lawak la ko nih....

i like.........teruskan berkarya...
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Post time 16-5-2010 11:10 AM | Show all posts
adoila cerita mengong yg wat org tepuk dahi wakakakakakakakaka
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Post time 16-5-2010 11:58 AM | Show all posts
yang neh memang best ...teruskan menempek banyak lagi LLM terhibur ngan cite2 pendek hang..
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Post time 16-5-2010 03:08 PM | Show all posts
adeh gilo rupanya si jeff tu..
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Post time 20-5-2010 11:52 AM | Show all posts
hahaha..sape yang tension keja leh la buat penawar tension
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Post time 23-7-2010 08:12 AM | Show all posts
kelakar hang nih LLM .
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