sarcastic tougue

sent626

While waiting for the bus at a bus stop..a handsome guy is standing beside me,smoking, "furiously".

" Hello gentleman, thanks for smoking!You are a good Samaritan, you are helping to prosper the third-world nations which are depending on  tobacco plantation, well, Afghanistan, Columbia .... Oh ya, perhaps, we do not have to go too far!Terengganu, Kelantan, a lot of tobacco farmers there... you are helping our nation to cope the poverty! Good job man!


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hyie

menarik

tp rasanya mcm TERsalah rumah je ni..bukan patutnye kt board jokes kew?

salimrock

ntah apa2 ntah..masuk jokes pun tak laku, lawak ni

sent626

errrmmm jgn salah faham..memang nak masuk dalam board pemikiran..seban ini adalah salah satu penyampaian maklumat dan idea secara berkesan....
Tak semstinya kita menyampaikan idea tentang bahaya merokok dengan cara terus terang tetapi berlapik atau sarcastic...atau perli.....

Yg penting di sini ialah penyampaian  maklumat dengan berkesan / efektif..bukan soal nak buat lawak dan sebagainya...

boleh juga kita kata begini...
-terimakasih kerana merokok..anda membantu mengurangkan kadar kepadatan penduduk.
-anda membantu kajian yg berkaitan dengan kesan penyakit akibat merokok...

any idea?

cokkodok

i hate sarcastic statements...or sarcastic actions...unless aku tahu orang tu bergurau.

menshOrihon

Sesetengah keadaan orang cakap secara sarkastik ni sebenarnya tak bermaksud pun begitu. Ada seorang kawan aku, kadang-kadang dia cakap benda yang biasa pun aku terasa yang dia sedang bersarkastik. Pedih sangat dengar kata-katanya itu. Bukan aku seorang yang terasa macam tu. Kawan-kawan yang lain pun komplen jugak pasal ayat-ayat tersarkastik yang keluar dari mulut dia. Aku tak tahu macam mana nak suruh dia bercakap tanpa nada yang sarkastik ni. Ia sangat bisa.

mbhcsf

i am sarcastic, actually............hehehhee

cokkodok

Originally posted by mbhcsf at 15-4-2009 19:51
i am sarcastic, actually............hehehhee

oh ye ke? ko rasa je  ke ada org bagitau kau?
ada sesetetangah orang dia sarcastic tapi aku boleh terima apa yang dia kata tau? sbb bende yang disampaikan  betol, walaupun pedas telinga.
Tetapi ada orang sarcastic sbb saja nak menyakitkan hati orang lain..tu yang aku nyampah tu..

mbhcsf

on certain things i do realised it myself. Kalau feedback tu , yg i tak perasan....

sideway

you rasa dpt bg effect tak pada mamat tu..?...ntah2 dia rasa bangga lak ngan statement you..

my-alja

my hubby sarcastic tegar.....memang org takkan dtg bergosip dgn dia
bernanah telinga kalo dgr dia smash....huhuhuhu

but for me, kinda admit...their brain is so fast to think n digesting n throw it out

cokkodok

Originally posted by my-alja at 17-4-2009 07:41
my hubby sarcastic tegar.....memang org takkan dtg bergosip dgn dia
bernanah telinga kalo dgr dia smash....huhuhuhu

but for me, kinda admit...their brain is so fast to think n digesting n thr ...

kekadang sarcastic comment akan membuatkan kita nampak apa yang kita tak nampak sebelum2 ni dan terpikir apa yang kt tak terpikir sblm ni kan? now..itu memang aku sangat2 boleh terima

my-alja

tun mahathir pun quite sarcastic kannn

kekadang suka dgr dia jawab spontan kat reporter

sent626

Originally posted by cokkodok at 17-4-2009 09:52


kekadang sarcastic comment akan membuatkan kita nampak apa yang kita tak nampak sebelum2 ni dan terpikir apa yang kt tak terpikir sblm ni kan? now..itu memang aku sangat2 boleh terima

sarcactic ni pon boleh lihat dari sudut yg positif....kadang2 org tak faham2 bila kita sampaikan mesej dan buat x reti jer....kalau kena mcm ni baru ada akai sikit...

my-alja

Originally posted by sent626 at 18-4-2009 14:08


sarcactic ni pon boleh lihat dari sudut yg positif....kadang2 org tak faham2 bila kita sampaikan mesej dan buat x reti jer....kalau kena mcm ni baru ada akai sikit...

ahaa....btul gak, baru berasap sket tinga
haritu kawan nie....duk citer betapa terrornya hubby dia
mencilok atas jalan....dan bangganya kata, kalo bawak 5 series
lagilahhh...org tak kisah dia mencilok, kononnya sebab kete mewah

i tanya dia....ya ka??...kalo i selalu pikir
org2 yg bawa kete besar camtu...malangnya otak kecik cam kancil
sebab tu attitude tak selari dgn kete.... :@

redsinner

hahahha...i like this one.

i will be sarcastic when i am 'mad' at something. fuming but dont wanna hurt that someone so i try my best not to curse but in the same time ckp bende2 euphemism.

tapi sarcastic ni best sbb in a way it is a creative outlet. kkdg ckp direct org buat donno jer. kalo ckp sarcastic baru org sedar. hehehe

my-alja

Originally posted by redsinner at 20-4-2009 09:45
hahahha...i like this one.

i will be sarcastic when i am 'mad' at something. fuming but dont wanna hurt that someone so i try my best not to curse but in the same time ckp bende2 euphemism.

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ada sekali dia nak justify sumting...napa dia tak solat, katanya sebab dia duk subang
dr kecik....so sekolah plak kat KL sampai besar, so ala2 moden laa...tu yg tak solat

i jawab...oo ya ka?....kalo duk subang pun tak solat....cemana agaknya kalo duk new york
kannn???.....sambil sengih2

mbhcsf

dok UK solat kot.....


there's a wit in sarcasm you know, like

apa yg i baca kat Readers' Digest ni lah
it is about a husband and wife who like to banter each other you know (in a sarcastic way) - like one day

the wife was watching a documentary about the cheese industry and the types of cheese in France and spontaneously said that ?
wow , look at that - the French has 365 types of cheese, so they could pick up a type of cheese in a day and the rest for the whole period of a  year you see....
[ then she felt that - ok i have made a good comment this time as my husband had nothing to say back ]

then the hubby replied was : well ( after a long pause ) ..not in a LEAP - year , dear

and .... there goes

lawak kan..i love a person like this

[ Last edited by  mbhcsf at 21-4-2009 00:03 ]

pinKy180

for me, i dont like sarcastic people....because myself not sarcastic...

but sometimes when someone give me a sarcastic critics, my respond depend on that person...if it comes from my closed person, maybe a bit hurt to me to hear it...but if it comes from others, i dont have any feeling even the critics is too sarcastic...

but in the end, i still accept sarcastic comments because there are benifit to myself...

pinKy180

aaa one of my lecture sometimes very sarcastic tongue..

for example if i show he my drawing....if my drawing bad....he will said..."your drawing ni huduh...bla2..."kamu punya mind mapping ni layak masuk dlm tong sampah...huhu'

but all student closed to him....he already told us about his critics early semester...so we are ready to all his critics...and so far i i x penah dengar lg any student yg benci dia,.,,,because he train us like his child...