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Post time 26-9-2014 01:48 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Jom gelikan hati baca peribahasa moden ni.........

?ALANG-ALANG MANDI BIAR GUNA SABUN.

?BIAR PUTIH TULANG, JANGAN KUNING GIGI

?CUBIT PAHA KANAN, PAHA KIRI TAK RASA APA-APA PUN.

?DARI MANA HENDAK KE MANA , KENAPA KAU TANYA,MENYIBUK PULA.

?DIAM-DIAM UBI, BERISI, DIAM-DIAM ORANG, BISU.

?GAJAH MATI MENINGGALKAN GADING,HARIMAU MATI MENINGGALKAN BELANG, MANUSIA MATI MENINGGAL DUNIA.

?HABIS MADU SEPAH DIKITAR SEMULA.

?SEDIKIT-SEDIKIT LAMA-LAMA TINGGAL SIKIT.

?HARAPKAN PAGAR, PAGAR MEMANG TAK BOLEH DIHARAP.

?HENDAK SERIBU DAYA, TAK HENDAK TAK APA.

?HIDUP SEGAN, MATI DITANAM.

?HUJAN EMAS DI NEGERI ORANG, HUJAN BATU DI NEGERI SENDIRI,LEBIH BAIK KALAU HARI TAK HUJAN.

?JAUH DI MATA SAKIT DI HATI
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?KE MANA TUMPAHNYA KUAH KALAU TIDAK KE BAWAH.

?KECIL-KECIL CILI PADI, KECIL LAGI BIJI CILI.

?LEMBU PUNYA SUSU, CAP TEKO DAPAT NAMA.

?MASUK TELINGA KIRI, KELUAR TELINGA KANAN, TERSUMBAT KAT MULUT, MELELEH KAT HIDUNG.

?MEMBUJUR LALU, MELINTANG PUKANG.
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   ORANG MEMBERI KITA MERASA,ORANG TAK BERI KITA PAKSA DIA.
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   PATAH TUMBUH , HILANG REPORT POLIS.

?PEMUDA HARAPAN BANGSA, PEMUDI TIANG NEGARA, PONDAN TIANG TELEPON.

?SEBAB PULUT SANTAN BINASA, SEBAB MULUT HABIS PULUT.

?SEDANGKAN LIDAH LAGI TERGIGIT, INIKAN PULA MAKANAN DI DALAM MULUT.

?SEHARI SELEMBAR BENANG, LAMA-LAMA BENANG HABIS.

?SEPANDAI-PANDAI TUPAI MELOMPAT, AKHIRNYA TAK DAPAT MASUK    JUGA.

   TIADA ROTAN PELEMPANG PUN BERGUNA.  
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Post time 26-9-2014 03:23 PM | Show all posts
Uh...salah board ka ni tuan tanah?
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 Author| Post time 26-9-2014 03:56 PM | Show all posts
Eva_yy_Ellin posted on 26-9-2014 03:23 PM
Uh...salah board ka ni tuan tanah?

Opsss...yah le....alamak sorry la.

Should be kat mana ya?
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Post time 26-9-2014 04:04 PM | Show all posts
Wazzul posted on 26-9-2014 03:56 PM
Opsss...yah le....alamak sorry la.

Should be kat mana ya?

patut post kat lawak jenaka

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 Author| Post time 26-9-2014 04:10 PM | Show all posts
lavender_aqua posted on 26-9-2014 04:04 PM
patut post kat lawak jenaka

oooo...ok ok....

me ni tak tahu..

thank  you for the info.
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Post time 26-9-2014 04:12 PM | Show all posts
Wazzul posted on 26-9-2014 04:10 PM
oooo...ok ok....

me ni tak tahu..

boleh minta mod @Eva_yy_Ellin atau @NaylaArisha
move ke bod lawak


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Post time 27-9-2014 01:20 AM | Show all posts
lawaknya nak copy paste whatsapps group chat
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Post time 27-9-2014 01:58 PM | Show all posts
Boleh lah.....
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 Author| Post time 27-9-2014 09:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Laracinta posted on 27-9-2014 01:20 AM
lawaknya nak copy paste whatsapps group chat

Sila sila..
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Post time 16-10-2014 09:26 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 16-10-2014 09:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BIAR MATI ANAK JANGAN MATI BINI
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Post time 17-10-2014 08:21 AM | Show all posts
hehehe... rosak bebudak sekarang...
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Post time 17-10-2014 08:26 AM | Show all posts
Memandai je budak2 sekarang modified,,,haduss
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Post time 17-10-2014 04:45 PM | Show all posts
hahahahhahaha
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