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Post time 15-1-2016 01:00 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Sedang pkcik Salleh ditemani anak bujangnya lepak2 kat kedai mamak minum teh tarik smbil nyembang2, Roy anak pkcik Salleh disapa oleh kwn lamanya Ray juga menemani ayah dia lepak2 minum. Cmni dialog dorg..

Ray: Wey Roy, lama x nmpk, watpe skrg?
Roy: Aku kerja Pejabat Kerajaan je Ray. Ko plak?
Ray: Aku bercucuk tanam je kat belakang rumah mak ayah aku.

Sembang punye sembang, tiba2 Ray dngan ramahnya bertanyakan sesuatu kat pakcik Salleh ayahnya si Roy..

Ray: Pakcik sihat?
Pakcik Salleh: Alhamdulillah sihat.
Ray: Pakcik kerja mana?
Pakcik Salleh: OOwwhh.. RTM je.
Ray: Wah pakcik.. pakcik ni wartawan ke? Cameraman ke? (Dengan penuh eksaited nak tau, pdhal ayh dia dh sengih2 dah)
Pakcik Salleh: Eh taklah... Rehat Tunggu Mati...

Masing2 bergelak sakan dengar lawak Pakcik Salleh tu.

Amacm? Lawak x? Lawak x?

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Post time 15-1-2016 02:41 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2016 02:45 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 15-1-2016 02:46 PM | Show all posts

Tunggulah yang lain pula komen.
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2016 03:06 PM | Show all posts
Emperor95 replied at 15-1-2016 02:46 PM
Tunggulah yang lain pula komen.

Hehehe.. ok je..

**Pencetus idea: My Ayah.. huhu

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Post time 15-1-2016 03:13 PM | Show all posts
LAWAK BARU.....

REKA SENDIRI KE..?
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Post time 15-1-2016 03:47 PM | Show all posts
Boleh diterima
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2016 04:02 PM | Show all posts
seri_mawr replied at 15-1-2016 03:13 PM
LAWAK BARU.....

REKA SENDIRI KE..?

Yup.. reka.. tp maksud RTM tu dpt dari ayah.. haha
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2016 04:04 PM | Show all posts

Yeke.. Tenkiu.. tenkiu..
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Post time 15-1-2016 05:23 PM | Show all posts
RinIna replied at 15-1-2016 04:02 PM
Yup.. reka.. tp maksud RTM tu dpt dari ayah.. haha

ok not bad...
boleh lah tersenyum tadi...

try lagi nnti...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2016 05:34 PM | Show all posts
seri_mawr replied at 15-1-2016 05:23 PM
ok not bad...
boleh lah tersenyum tadi...

Hehehe... Ok2, nanti aku cuba lagi buat lawak yg lbih kelakar.. Tq2
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Post time 15-1-2016 08:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaha..not bad....

Lagi 1....  bila pencen dorg kecoh katanya jd YB....

Ingatkn nk masuk politik...rupanya Yang Bersara..
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Post time 16-1-2016 01:11 PM | Show all posts
Kami plak panggil sorg pacik ni yb gak...yusop botak...hehehehe
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 Author| Post time 18-1-2016 08:49 AM | Show all posts
mommymonster82 replied at 15-1-2016 08:39 PM
Hahahaha..not bad....

Lagi 1....  bila pencen dorg kecoh katanya jd YB....

Huhuu... laaa, yeke angan2 nak jdi YB la tu tp dpt gelaran Yang Bersara pon jadila..
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 Author| Post time 18-1-2016 08:52 AM | Show all posts
alieyrina replied at 16-1-2016 01:11 PM
Kami plak panggil sorg pacik ni yb gak...yusop botak...hehehehe

Itu nama glemer dia tu.. dan pasti orgnye botak cin.. huhu
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Post time 18-1-2016 09:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
RinIna replied at 18-1-2016 08:49 AM
Huhuu... laaa, yeke angan2 nak jdi YB la tu tp dpt gelaran Yang Bersara pon jadila..

Hahaha..sj la gurau2 orang pencen
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 Author| Post time 18-1-2016 09:52 AM | Show all posts
Kan.. gurauan otai2 ni lagi hebat..
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Post time 19-1-2016 07:55 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaha....
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 Author| Post time 21-1-2016 09:34 AM | Show all posts

Gelak sakan nampak.. lucu ke? kuikuikui...
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Post time 21-1-2016 11:49 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaahahaa
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