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[GENG] Komuniti Ang2 V66 - Borak Mengisi Masa Lapang

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Post time 13-4-2016 08:29 AM | Show all posts
Edited by ruffleen at 27-4-2016 03:10 PM

aku nak citer sket pasal member yg nama zainal tu.

kisahnyerr...
zainal tu member porumer sini. sorang porumer lg namanya leha.
nicknames dorang aku resiakan la ye.

bertaon2 zainal tau kewujudan leha kat sini tapi zainal takde
approach leha pon sbb leha dok sembang pasal bola.
si zainal tu plak nama je jantan tapi taktau sepatah haram
pasal bola, so mmg tak masuk la 2 ekor tu. takreti nak sembang.

lepas bertaon2 berporem, tetiba si leha piyem. terkejut gak
zainal tu. dia dok piyem awex pon byk yg taklayan, tetiba leha
masuk nak berkenalan.

zainal pon mintak le gambo.

oh my! cantik le plak si leha tu. mmg taktercapai akal zainal
di piyem awex hot gitu so, zainal ajak wasap n mintak bedio
sambil sebut nama zainal.

kompom! mmg bukan gambo n bedio dari pakcik gugel.
mmg awek real.

zainal selalu citer kat aku pasal angan2 dia.
"...kalo la ada awex yg hot, yg gitu2, yg gini2, yg...
(panjang gak senarai kriteria zainal tu. mls nak citer)"
tapi
hadirnya leha, bleh dikatakan bagai mimpi pada zainal.
hampir menepati suma kriteria yg disenaraikan.

dipendekkan citer,
ropanya zainal sekadar tempat luahan leha je.

zainal tak kisah pon tadah tinger jd tempat luahan.
kadang2 jd punchbag bila tiba waktu leha marah2.

so,
dari detail yg dikumpul lubang tinger zainal, ternyata leha
dah meluap2 nak jumpa dan bersama porumer yg bernama
rostam.

zainal paham, walaupon leha hot tp rostam kompom taknak
kawen dgn leha sbb tergila2kan ex-goipren dia si kiah.
yg paling memeningkan kepala zainal ialah
leha sendiri pon tau yg rostam setakat nak bersedap2 dgn
leha je dan bukan nak kawen pon.

zainal cuba menasihati leha supaya sabar. jgn tinggalkan
kelorga tu.

zainal cuba terangkan kehidupan kat bandar tak sama mcm
hidup bersama kelorga dikampung walau sket terkongkong.

tapi leha nekad.
nekad nak bersama rostam
dan impian leha dah tercapai.

maka, tugas zainal sbg pendengar keluhan dan punchbag leha
pon sudah selesai.
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Post time 13-4-2016 11:59 AM | Show all posts
bangcak replied at 12-4-2016 10:38 PM
nah gambo kenangan lagikk

okay yg gurls tu
boleh tau yg mna

yg guy tu spe plak?
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Post time 13-4-2016 12:02 PM | Show all posts
ruffleen replied at 13-4-2016 08:29 AM
memandangkan ko dah mengenali aku.
kita sembang sini jek arr

haha
bahek lah
boleh la sembang2 apa yg patut

yg penting..
kita percaya masing2 n simpan cite masing2
haha

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Post time 13-4-2016 12:04 PM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 13-4-2016 11:59 AM
okay yg gurls tu
boleh tau yg mna

yg guys tu i ngan exboy si ninie tu arr.
...kakcak fotografer
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Post time 13-4-2016 12:09 PM | Show all posts
bangcak replied at 13-4-2016 12:04 PM
yg guys tu i ngan exboy si ninie tu arr.
...kakcak fotografer

owh
nmpk cm ensem gak exboy ninie

hahahaha...

*melting jap...
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Post time 16-4-2016 08:11 PM | Show all posts
bangcak replied at 12-4-2016 10:38 PM
nah gambo kenangan lagikk

beraye rumah sape nihh hahaha
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Post time 17-4-2016 10:23 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lil_honey replied at 16-4-2016 08:11 PM
beraye rumah sape nihh hahaha

Asalnyerr nak wat party buih kat roma
I tapi bubble machine rosak.
So, makan bihun tomyam jek arr.
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Post time 17-4-2016 10:36 PM | Show all posts
bangcak replied at 17-4-2016 10:23 PM
Asalnyerr nak wat party buih kat roma
I tapi bubble machine rosak.
So, makan bihun tomyam jek ar ...

nape sume gambo ceo
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Post time 18-4-2016 06:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lil_honey replied at 17-4-2016 10:36 PM
nape sume gambo ceo


Hamoihh... Ingat lg kat ceo?
Bukan heol da pencen ka?

...gambo tu unik wat topeng masqured kawan2
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Post time 19-4-2016 03:20 PM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 18-3-2016 10:45 AM
huhu
adobe photoshop tu yg lemah tu
adoi..

afternoon yeep, lama tak borak
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Post time 25-4-2016 11:15 AM | Show all posts
rayhan replied at 19-4-2016 03:20 PM
afternoon yeep, lama tak borak

assalamualaikum
hi rayhan
aah laaa
lama gile tak borak2

cmne..sihat

nway, wiken ni long wiken
any plan?
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Post time 25-4-2016 11:42 AM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 25-4-2016 11:15 AM
assalamualaikum
hi rayhan
aah laaa

w'salam..plan nak balik kg pil, dh lama jgk tak balik jenguk diorg.. yeep xde plan ke mana2 ke?
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Post time 27-4-2016 12:11 PM | Show all posts
rayhan replied at 25-4-2016 11:42 AM
w'salam..plan nak balik kg pil, dh lama jgk tak balik jenguk diorg.. yeep xde plan ke mana2 ke?

waaahh..
best tu balik kg..
jauh tak..?

hope dipermudahkan..urusan perjalanan nnt

haha
so far tade pape plan lagi
rasa cm nak duk umah.
layan movie
smbil ternak lemak.

haha
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Post time 27-4-2016 01:52 PM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 27-4-2016 12:11 PM
waaahh..
best tu balik kg..
jauh tak..?

kt selatan je, xjauh mn
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Post time 27-4-2016 02:08 PM | Show all posts
rayhan replied at 27-4-2016 01:52 PM
kt selatan je, xjauh mn

kat selatan tu daerah mana?
tah2 dekat je ngan himun kot?
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Post time 27-4-2016 02:16 PM | Show all posts
himun_hino replied at 27-4-2016 02:08 PM
kat selatan tu daerah mana?
tah2 dekat je ngan himun kot?

kt kempas, himun kat mn?
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Post time 27-4-2016 02:57 PM | Show all posts
rayhan replied at 27-4-2016 01:52 PM
kt selatan je, xjauh mn

hihi
okay aa tu
sllu heading ke selatan tak seteruk jam ke utara
unless ada eksiden or samting yg tak diingini berlaku je..

sllu lau balik kg pil
ada yg sedap ke
gerai or restoran yg best gi makan2 cmtu..
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Post time 27-4-2016 02:58 PM | Show all posts
rayhan replied at 27-4-2016 02:16 PM
kt kempas, himun kat mn?

yeep de kenal sorg poremer duk kat kempas..

tapi tak sure area mne laa
just dia ckp kat kempas je..
hihihi
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Post time 27-4-2016 04:48 PM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 27-4-2016 02:57 PM
hihi
okay aa tu
sllu heading ke selatan tak seteruk jam ke utara

itula, jam ke utara memang teruk pun. biasa dk rumah je, jrg mkn2 kt luar bila blk kg
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Post time 16-5-2016 09:53 AM | Show all posts
yeepi_33 replied at 27-4-2016 02:58 PM
yeep de kenal sorg poremer duk kat kempas..

tapi tak sure area mne laa

aku kenal sorang porumer dok kempas
itu kita bleh tanya encik @halimi78  

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