Why dont blind people skydive?Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Two gold fish are in a tank.One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!” A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”The lawyer responds: “I charge ￡1,000 to answer three questions.” “Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?” “Yes. What’s your third question?” What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
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