Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time

ninja boy · Post time 24-2-2016 03:05 AM

1.North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.2.Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.

3.Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.

4.Spurgeon

Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald's baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil' Spurge glad he's home schooled later in life.

5.Reign Aston Disick

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren't the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers.

6.Royalty

Also going the regal route (and the unmarried one): Chris Brown has a baby with a model named Nia Amey. Her name is Royalty. Yes, #ROYALTY.

ninja boy · Post time 24-2-2016 03:10 AM

7.Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

8.Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

9.Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.

10.Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.

11.Royal Reign

Move over Kourtney and Chris. Lil Kim also got in on the regal action ... twice over! She named her daughter Royal Reign!

12.Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.

ninja boy · Post time 24-2-2016 03:13 AM

13.Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.

14.Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.

15.Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.

16.Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.

17.Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.

18.Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.

ninja boy · Post time 24-2-2016 03:14 AM

19.Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.

20.Diezel

Toni Braxton makes our list not once but twice after she named another son Diezel. Either she botched the spelling of Denzel or she's a really big fan of efficient but dirty fossil fuels.

21.Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.

22.Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.

23.Rocket

Sam Worthington smirks it up in this photograph. He named his first son Rocket. Seriously!

24.Banjo

Banjo, the son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor, is not only named after a musical instrument, but probably the most absurd one to name a kid after you could think of. With the possible exception of oboe.

ninja boy · Post time 24-2-2016 03:15 AM

25. James Reynolds
James Reynolds
James Reynolds actually sounds like the most normal, uninteresting celebrity baby name in the world ... but Ryan and Blake Lively named their daughter that.
26. Saint West
Saint West
Yes, Saint West. You would have to be on crack to name your kid that if you were a normal person, but for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, mere royalty will not do. What's even grander and more iconic than a king? A F--KING SAINT.

pjade · Post time 24-2-2016 08:05 AM

Bagusnya depa ni boleh sepakat nak TROLL anak2 depa

nicuya · Post time 24-2-2016 09:02 AM

xpnah tgk lg anak ryan-blake...mesti cute..

sue_liah · Post time 24-2-2016 09:16 AM

Edited by sue_liah at 24-2-2016 09:18 AM

comelnya ank ashlee
lantak la nak letak nama aper pn dh anak derang..wpun nama tah hape2

uori · Post time 24-2-2016 11:01 AM

bagi aku, nama anak2 chef selebriti Jamie Oliver cute dan pelik.
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver dan Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.