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Bile bos nak belanje makan hujung bulan be like?

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Post time 26-8-2019 06:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Satu pagi yang indah dan lambat lagi nak gaji , Ucop (bukan nama sebenar) sangat gembira kerana supervisorrr nya bernama Desmond Li (nama kat pesbuk ni) telah meng nge teks Ucop dan berjanji akan belanja breakfast.

Malah janji tersebut begitu menerujakan segenap gourmet sell yang ada disegenap tubuh beliau kerana  
janji tersebut bertaip "u akan makan sungguh kenyang mcm suda mkn satu tan loh.. juga bersijiel halal tidak kandung pig".

Perut Ucop yg mmg dah kebulur kedengaran telah bergendang gendut dandut goyang dumang lantaran penantian yang dirasekan bagai seribu tahun walau hanya sepuluh minit.

Arakian sampailah masa yang di tunggu dan bungkusan diserahkan ketangan Ucop yg menerima dengan penuh kesyukuran dan seraya bungkusan dibuka lalu terpacul lah persoalan di benak Ucop.

"Juadah kejadah la Mr Li bli ni?" lalu segera disahut "Halal Wantan Mee lor" . Ucop bertambah kebingungan. "Ni mne kenyang laa Mr li..." . Lalu dengan tersengih2 dijawab "Makan satu tan mee x kenyang meh? One Ton Mee hah! Bismillah ya".




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Post time 26-8-2019 08:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak faham....
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Post time 26-8-2019 08:47 PM | Show all posts

Lawak dia kat sini...
Wantan Mee = One Ton mee

Mee berat satu tan
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 Author| Post time 26-8-2019 09:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by 5-zaL at 26-8-2019 09:04 PM
Eric.n9 replied at 26-8-2019 08:47 PM
Lawak dia kat sini...
Wantan Mee = One Ton mee



Finally there is someone , I'm worried I'll turn to deadmeat
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Post time 26-8-2019 10:12 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Wan die
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Post time 26-8-2019 10:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Saya gagal ketawa
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Post time 26-8-2019 10:31 PM | Show all posts
Nice terai
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Post time 26-8-2019 10:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gourmet cells
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Post time 27-8-2019 07:18 AM | Show all posts
  nasib baik sy faham.. sbb pernah kena tapi versi sayur tutan (two tan) hehehe
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Post time 27-8-2019 07:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Setahun nk mengabis wan tan mee ni
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Post time 27-8-2019 09:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahhaha.. Tertipu dengan nama one tan mee
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Post time 27-8-2019 10:18 AM | Show all posts
Gourmet sell tu ape..apapun nice try
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Post time 27-8-2019 10:23 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Habis la,  makan mee satu tan..
Pecah perut.
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 Author| Post time 27-8-2019 11:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by 5-zaL at 27-8-2019 11:12 AM
KIM.K replied at 26-8-2019 10:47 PM
Gourmet cells


Hahhaaaaaaa toriko otaku detected
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 Author| Post time 27-8-2019 11:10 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Fleur81 replied at 27-8-2019 10:18 AM
Gourmet sell tu ape..apapun nice try

kalau nk sembang sini mmg x abis sini so kne pgi tengok Japanese anime/manga berrrjudul TORIKO
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Post time 27-8-2019 04:14 PM | Show all posts
one tan...bukan setahun sepuluh tahun pun kenyang lorr
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Post time 27-8-2019 04:44 PM | Show all posts
boss buat kelakor...
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Post time 27-8-2019 06:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mr li ni saja tau
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Post time 28-8-2019 01:39 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lambat hotak aku nak proses lawak dia
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