...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

boogeese

short jokes

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kecik68

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"Hei, kamu yang berdiri di belakang," tegur pensyarah "Cuba sebutkan individu yang terlibat dalam Perjanjian Badang!" "Maaf, saya tidak tahu.. encik" "Apa? tidak tahu? Baiklah, kalau begitu sebutkan saja tahun berapa perjanjian itu ditandatangani?" "Maaf, saya tidak tahu juga, encik.." "tidak tahu sama sekali? Maklumat itu kan sudah saya berikan untuk dibaca minggu lalu. Jadi untuk apa kamu datang ke sini kalau tidak tahu?" "Mahu memeriksa kabel lampu ini, encik.. Saya petugas TNB"

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How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have 
a huge clock right in the middle 
of the town.

Jimmy Kimmel

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A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

Comedian Rich Hall

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I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.

“And what about Salt Lake City?”

“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “But there is a stopover.”

“Where?”

“In Denver,” she said

sosempoi

A clean house is the sign of no WIFI

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I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have 
a better chance of dying from the 
anesthesia than the surgery itself.”

T. f., via Internet

inowichi

Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

wondacat

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- AL MCGUIRE

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boogeese

Thank you Supermod Seribulan for all the tetacangs...

boogeese

Terima kasih daun keladi...

buntalz

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.

The engineer looked out of the window and said "Look! Scottish sheep are black!"
The physicist said, "No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician looked irritated. "There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."

buntalz

anyway nak thank to MOD @seribulan for the generosity bagi tacang....  

buntalz

Puncture

A project manager, a hardware engineer, and a programmer were in a car. Coming down a hill, a tyre got a puncture, the car went out of control, and a bad crash was only narrowly averted.

The project manager wanted everyone to help draw up a plan of how to fix the car and carry on.
The hardware engineer wanted to change the tyre and carry on.
The programmer wanted to go back to the top of the hill, drive down again, and see if the problem happened again.


*** hahahhahahahhaha

Clefairy

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently. The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle." The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Clefairy

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."