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[Dunia] Johnny Depp mati pucuk.

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Post time 3-8-2022 09:05 PM | Show all posts
Kalau Depp mati pucuk sekalipun ko tetap kena bayar hutang 71 juta $$$$$$$$ itu

mati pucuk xde hal

mesin dildo ada xkanlah $ 71 juta dahhh lebihhhhh setakat nak order mesin dildo yang tahan letup
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Post time 3-8-2022 09:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Org nak baca pasal JD
Dia sibuk citer pasal laki dia
Sapa je laki dia tu, xhingin pun nak tau
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Post time 3-8-2022 10:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
uori replied at 3-8-2022 07:54 PM
hmm, lain macam bunyinya

MALAYSIA: Saya nak makan kek span
INDON: Saya nak makan kuih pukis

MALAYSIA: Perlu kamu
INDON: Butuh kamu

MALAYSIA: Kalau budak2, mudah jah!
INDON: Kalau anak gampang adja!

MALAYSIA: Punggung tak cukup duduk kat kerusi
INDON: Pantatnya ga bisa duduk di kursi

MALAYSIA: Sup ekor tu sedap!
INDON: Sup bontot itu enak!  

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Post time 3-8-2022 10:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kakikuDibibirmu replied at 3-8-2022 10:06 PM
MALAYSIA: Saya nak makan kek span
INDON: Saya nak makan kuih pukis


terima kasih kaka di atas penjelasan yang telah membuka mata iols betapa indahnya bahasa di duniya innihhhh
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Post time 3-8-2022 10:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sebenarnya dua2 toxic tp silap AH pegi file kan saman konon ingat dia inesen 100%
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Post time 3-8-2022 10:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku percaya cakap Amber. Lelaki ED selalumya tension giler.  Ape ke halnya nak sumbat botol dalam poen Amber?
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Post time 3-8-2022 10:59 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Topik yang paling menggelikan hati di bod ni setelah sekian lama..
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Post time 3-8-2022 11:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
batu kikir replied at 3-8-2022 10:57 PM
Aku percaya cakap Amber. Lelaki ED selalumya tension giler.  Ape ke halnya nak sumbat botol dalam po ...

Amber kan konon suci dlm debu dek. Kantoi main dgn James Franco. Dah la “adik” pun out of service.. bini pulak dok menjalang dgn pelakon muda. .. makin stress le kawan tu. Capai jew apa yg ada di tepi bucuan katil
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Post time 4-8-2022 12:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sesuai la dia ni mati pucuk pun nak heran apa nya dah tua kan...

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Post time 4-8-2022 12:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ED ada viagra.. Apa issue nya...
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Post time 4-8-2022 12:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Biar la dia mati pucuk pun..x de kaitan gan aku.. janji berlakon best sudah..bukan nye nk kawin gan dia pun..hanya tuk cuci mata je bg bersinar2.. hehehehe
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Post time 4-8-2022 05:57 AM | Show all posts
pompuan mana boleh kalah
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Post time 4-8-2022 07:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
"Saya tidak tahu sama ada botol dimasukkan ke dalam itu pecah.

"Saya tidak dapat merasakannya. Saya tidak dapat merasakan apa-apa," dakwanya.

blur kejap otak aku pagi2 ni. Pakai botol minyak cap kapak ke hapa sampai x rasa apa botol kot pecah kat dalam, rabakkk kau kakk
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Post time 4-8-2022 07:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kuzaime replied at 4-8-2022 07:34 AM
"Saya tidak tahu sama ada botol dimasukkan ke dalam itu pecah.

"Saya tidak dapat merasakannya. Saya ...

Pelik.. Takkan urat saraf dah mati tak rasa pape.. Lobos seperti terowong menora gamaknya lori trailer pon bole lalu..
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Post time 4-8-2022 08:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kak-Rohana replied at 3-8-2022 11:54 PM
Amber kan konon suci dlm debu dek. Kantoi main dgn James Franco. Dah la “adik” pun out of servic ...

Amber claimed she went a lot of gynae and told them being assaulted di Australia tp bila court tanya lists of gynae, sheols tak ingat.
Bila dgr recorded conversation, sheols mintak JD love her back sambil duduk atas JD, dia ni spesis dominant..
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Post time 4-8-2022 08:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mujurlah sempat berzuriat bersama Vanessa.
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Post time 4-8-2022 09:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mizzmimi replied at 4-8-2022 07:43 AM
Pelik.. Takkan urat saraf dah mati tak rasa pape.. Lobos seperti terowong menora gamaknya lori tra ...

itu yg aku terkekek gelak sorang2 bila baca artikel tu..gila ke hapa sampai anu kena sumbat dgn botol pun dia boleh cakap x rasa apa, terimagine pulak luas manalah agaknya lubang dia
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Post time 4-8-2022 09:55 AM | Show all posts
kesimpulan dua2 toxic dan tk sesuai bersama.. betul org ckp..carila partner yg bring the best in you.. relationship dua manusia ni mmg toxic to the max. lgi2 dapt prempuan psiko mcm minah amber ni.
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Post time 4-8-2022 10:05 AM | Show all posts
tak... yang nak tau sekarang betul ke sahih ke boboy bam joni dah layu....
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Post time 4-8-2022 10:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jodep ni dh tumpoi..bila amber jadi minik dia mmng malang la sbab expectation vs realiti yg menyedihkan. Harap jodep lepasni kembalikan kegantengan diritu semula. Pegi gym eat clean and cut shitty thing.
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