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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! 'First Impression' Yang Buat Ko Worang Tak Suka...

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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:06 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

kerek, berlagak n gedikkk
pinktriangle Post at 22/12/2010 01:30




Gedik lar menggoda... Hik! Hik! Hik!


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:07 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

cakap besar
cik_kiah Post at 22/12/2010 02:24





Yang ni aku sokong... Tak kesah lar hapa dia citer tu betol ke tak tapi memang nampak berlagak cam nak tunjok dia tu hebat...


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Post time 23-12-2010 03:29 AM | Show all posts
Susah eh...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 02:54



    very subjective
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Post time 23-12-2010 03:30 AM | Show all posts
Hapa tu BO...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 03:05



    Body Odor
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Post time 23-12-2010 11:38 AM | Show all posts
Paras lutut boleh...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 02:59



   suar panjang berlambak jual nak gakk pakai suar pendek
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Post time 23-12-2010 02:10 PM | Show all posts
Camne nak tahu dia tu jenis hormatkang worang tua ke tak...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 02:58



    Kiter boleyh tau orang tu jenis hormatkan orang tua dari percakapan + tingkah laku. Kalau cakap nak melenting/ marah/ tengking-tengking dekat orang tua (atau orang lain)....hormat ker camtue?
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Post time 23-12-2010 03:10 PM | Show all posts
1st jumpa dah poyo alamat kena bye2 la jawapnya
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Post time 23-12-2010 04:09 PM | Show all posts
Reply 14# AceHand

Bro.... Biar BiBir Hitam Jangan Hati Hitam....Susah nak Detect .....
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 Author| Post time 24-12-2010 02:51 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

very subjective
KumbangPolkaDot Post at 23/12/2010 03:29




Setiap worang mesti lar berbeza pandangang dia kan...? Jadi nanti boleh lar rujuk sini kalau dia ada nak ngorat sesapa tu... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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 Author| Post time 24-12-2010 02:52 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

suar panjang berlambak jual nak gakk pakai suar pendek
cik.panda Post at 23/12/2010 11:38




Cuaca panas... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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 Author| Post time 24-12-2010 02:53 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

Kiter boleyh tau orang tu jenis hormatkan orang tua dari percakapan + tingkah laku. Kalau  ...
ifzaarnia Post at 23/12/2010 14:10




Jadi kena ada worang tua dulu lar baru boleh test gini...?


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 Author| Post time 24-12-2010 02:56 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

1st jumpa dah poyo alamat kena bye2 la jawapnya
ren0_0 Post at 23/12/2010 15:10




Tapi nombor tepong takpe kan...? Kan...? Kan...? Heh! Heh! Heh!


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 Author| Post time 24-12-2010 02:58 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

Reply  AceHand

Bro.... Biar BiBir Hitam Jangan Hati Hitam....Susah nak Detect .....
adorable10 Post at 23/12/2010 16:09




Kalau bibir hitam boleh jadi dia perokok tegar tu... Kalau dia bukang negro lar...


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Post time 24-12-2010 07:18 AM | Show all posts
Reply 32# AceHand


ko ada dgr tak radio suria pagi tadi
masa aku drive aku ada la dgr petikan berita ni lepas aku bernyanyi riang lagu kesukaan aku hehehe
"pompuan amek masa 3 min jek utk pilih laki sbg partner"
yang dorg pandang ialah...jengjeng...

-nampak berduit
-boleh go on dengan kawan2
-loghat

pe lagi ye? aku tak hingat le sebab aku fokus tang "nampak berduit tu je"
kalo ada duit kepuk2 dalam bank tapi tak kelihatan seperti berduit pun nan hado gak heheheh
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Post time 24-12-2010 08:36 AM | Show all posts
sokong hat ni
siputsedut Post at 21-12-2010 11:21



    khennnn.. terseksa kekdahnyaaa nak menahan bau itteww.. nak tutup idong pong serba slh.. nak tahan napas kang biru muka .. tak suke sgt
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Post time 24-12-2010 08:37 AM | Show all posts
Camne lar agaknya bau longkang tersumbat Kampung Baru ni...


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 03:01



    pe lagi mai la kampung bharu.. mkn nasik lemak antarabangsa.. pstu amek aroma longkang yg kt blakang dpn skolah tu
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Post time 24-12-2010 08:52 AM | Show all posts
khennnn.. terseksa kekdahnyaaa nak menahan bau itteww.. nak tutup idong pong serba slh ...
genchi Post at 24-12-2010 08:36



    huwaaaa iols biasanya tahan jahhh...tp tarik nafas pendek2..ala2 orang semput
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Post time 24-12-2010 10:47 AM | Show all posts
Cuaca panas... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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AceHand Post at 24-12-2010 02:52



   pakai laa kain pelikat, sejuk berangin je
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Post time 24-12-2010 11:14 AM | Show all posts
1st time jumpe, nk lebih2....

eg: nk pegang2 tgn laa... nk mesra2 laa... sengal!
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Post time 24-12-2010 02:16 PM | Show all posts
Jadi kena ada worang tua dulu lar baru boleh test gini...?


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AceHand Post at 24-12-2010 02:53



Tak semestinya orang tua (orang pown boleyh sebab kat situ dah state orang tua + orang lain).
SYARAT PERTAMA: Kena ada orang.
Barulah boleyh test.

ahax!
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