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BORAK BERSAMA ENCIKOTOT - SEMBANG LEPAS RAYA

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Post time 21-8-2013 03:28 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 21-8-2013 03:22 PM
giler jauh mrntau....
sorg2 mai sini ehh nay?

x lah kakak aku ader kat sini... heheh

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Post time 21-8-2013 03:31 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 20-8-2013 05:24 PM
napa nak kawin mintak ngn mak ayah ke?

Assalamuaalaikum nay,...

baru leh chek in...
bz la tadi...

xde lah nay...
kawin tu x kisah le..
masalahnye..dia bukan berduit sgt pon...
wit minyak kete, myk moto pon minta mak...
dah keje tetap tu..
ntah mana duit dia ntah...
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:32 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 20-8-2013 05:24 PM
huhuhu
mesti ko selalu bersembang ngn pak mentua kan

selalu gak...

kdg2 abis rahsia mak mentua aku dia cite..
sampai camne dia leh kawin dgn mak aku..
macam2 le...

pastu leh lak dia kutuk mak aku...
sabo je la...
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:33 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 21-8-2013 03:31 PM
Assalamuaalaikum nay,...

baru leh chek in...

wsalam sun..

ooo... kira duk mengharap wit mak pak gak lah nak isi minyak

cehhh mana pegi wit gaji dia

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Post time 21-8-2013 03:34 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 21-8-2013 03:32 PM
selalu gak...

kdg2 abis rahsia mak mentua aku dia cite..

hahaha... sampai mcm tu sekali sporting nya

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Post time 21-8-2013 03:38 PM | Show all posts
Aiira posted on 21-8-2013 02:07 PM
Kotot kenapa nak gondolkan kucing? Kesian... kucing ni haiwan kesayangan Nabi s.a.w.

hai aiira..hehe
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:44 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 21-8-2013 03:28 PM
x lah kakak aku ader kat sini... heheh

ooo...igtkn gamble dtg sin sorg2...
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:47 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 21-8-2013 03:38 PM
hai aiira..hehe

Hai As
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:52 PM | Show all posts
Aiira posted on 21-8-2013 03:47 PM
Hai As

dah lama kita tak borak2 kan hehehe
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:55 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 21-8-2013 03:52 PM
dah lama kita tak borak2 kan hehehe

Eeee..., ngengader.... Kan dah borak semalam. Lupa eh?
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:57 PM | Show all posts
Aiira posted on 21-8-2013 03:55 PM
Eeee..., ngengader....  Kan dah borak semalam. Lupa eh?

HAHHAHAHA..SAJE JE NAK MANJA2 HAHAHAHHA
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:57 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 20-8-2013 05:41 PM
hahahhahaha mmg lwak dol...
kehkehkeh..ayat xmnahan tau hahahaha
berbisa....

Assalamualaikum kotot...

hahaha....petang petang yg nyaman ni baru ku cek in..

sambung cite smlm...

ye betul...pak mentua aku tu jenis ckp xde tapis2..
kdg2 kalo sembang zaman dulu2...
abis segala rahsia mak aku dia cite..
jumpe kat mana..dating kat mana..
ada sekali tu dia cite..
mak aku tulis surat cinta la...merajuk la bagai..
aku yg dengar dok tergelak2...

pak mentua aku ni kdg2 ok..kdg x berapa juga...
mulut dia tu je... tp dgn menantu2 dia ok..
dgn anak2 derang je...

ada sekali tu..
aku ingat lagi,..
masa tu anak sulung aku berapa bulan ntah..
time tu dah mlm...aku dah masuk tidur..
tgh malam..aku dgr bunyi bising kt dinding..
aku intai celah pintu.. nampak laki aku tgh cekak leher adik ipar aku..
takot aku masa tu.. tp pelik ipar aku tu gelak2 je..dlh terdetik..aii..xkanlan gurau2 sampai camtu..
ganas gile..
pastu mak pak aku & laki aku masuk bilik ipar aku..tutup pintu..
dgr bunyi org bertumbuk kot..hempas bdn kt dinding rasanya..
lama gak...
aku dok diam dlm bilik..gigil aku... yelah 1stm time tgk kan..
pak aku dah nangis2....mak aku lak yg rileks... konpius aku..
rupe2nye.. ipar aku minum arak..pes time minum..
punca dia minum..sbb stress + tensen + kecewa..
sbb apa...? sbb pak aku gelarkan dia yahudi...
ye la,..sampai ati kan ckp camtu..
puncanye... pak aku cari kunci motor...
x jumpe..tuduh ipar aku amik..
ipar aku x ngaku... perang mulut gak la..sudahnya pak aku kata dia cam yahudi sbb org yahudi suka putar belit...
sabor jela..

masa tu pak aku sedih..dia sedar mulut dia yg wat anak dia jadi camtu..

pastu dah ok skit..laki aku suh ipar aku mandi..pastu ajak dia kuar...
laki aku kaunseling dia kot...

tp ipar aku ni mmg manja..
apa nak semua dpt...
yg manjakan dia dulu..pak mak aku gak..
dah besar x reti nak berdikari..
ni nak kawin janda... pompuan minta hantaran 7 ribu...
mana nak cekau ...
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:58 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 21-8-2013 03:34 PM
hahaha... sampai mcm tu sekali sporting nya

Assalamualaikum Nay sygggggggggg
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:58 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 21-8-2013 03:57 PM
HAHHAHAHA..SAJE JE NAK MANJA2 HAHAHAHHA

Tak boleh nanti ada orang muntah pelangi karang
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Post time 21-8-2013 03:59 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 21-8-2013 03:57 PM
Assalamualaikum kotot...

hahaha....petang petang yg nyaman ni baru ku cek in..

Assalamualaikum sun
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Post time 21-8-2013 04:00 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 21-8-2013 03:57 PM
Assalamualaikum kotot...

hahaha....petang petang yg nyaman ni baru ku cek in..

Hai sun..kelakar lah cter semalam hehehe,..
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Post time 21-8-2013 04:00 PM | Show all posts
Aiira posted on 21-8-2013 03:58 PM
Tak boleh nanti ada orang muntah pelangi karang

hahhahaha...ala gurau2 je heheh..geli tak?haha
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Post time 21-8-2013 04:01 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 21-8-2013 03:44 PM
ooo...igtkn gamble dtg sin sorg2...

hoi pakcik buzy ke?
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Post time 21-8-2013 04:01 PM | Show all posts
rina79 posted on 21-8-2013 06:54 AM
huishhh
mcm manalah nak kawin lagi klu mcm tu
takde rasa tanggungjawab lah

ntahye...
mak sun dah ckp..
kamu sebelum nak kawin ni..
gi masjid ke surau ke..
dgr ceramah skit..
betulkan diri kamu dulu..

dah la janda tu ada anak sorang..
laki..

mak sun siap pesan..walaupun dia bukan anak kandung kamu
kamu kena ajar & didik dia cam anak kamu juga,..
ajar dia gi masjid gi surau..

ntahle... dak pompuan cam baik je..
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Post time 21-8-2013 04:01 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 21-8-2013 04:00 PM
hahhahaha...ala gurau2 je heheh..geli tak?haha

Tak pun Orang lain mungkin geli
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