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Author: amieshoro

pernah sebabkan kematian?

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Post time 23-5-2010 09:47 PM | Show all posts
kalo haiwan.....dolu haku suker bela kura kura kecik tuh n ikan laga tapik haku slalu luper bagik dieorg mkn so mati ler dierorg dlm kelaparan...huhuhu....n skali tuh haku beli kekura....blk jek rmh haku tertinggal kekura tuh dlm keta...cuaca panas terik...dah ptg baru teringat...nak amek  tgk2 kekura tuh dah mati kepanasan.....nyesal tol mase tuh....terus tanak bela kekura n ikan laga lagi.....

pasal org lak....haku neh mmg nakal...dolu blk ngaji slalu ronda2 naek beskal keliling kampong.....satu hari tuh kawan haku dok kg seblh neh ikot haku gi ronda2...ntah camner  mlm tuh kiteorg leh masok lak jln kg yg gelap gulita....tettiba haku nmpak cahaya lmpu laju giler dr arah depan....and then zuppppp...bergegar handle beskal haku digesel n booommmmmmm....haku benti beskal....

org dkt2 situ sumer kuar tgk....tanyer haku ok ke tak? haku tergamam... slow jek ckp kawan haku dah masok semak kena langgar.... dieorg carik jmper kawan haku dlm semak seb baek tak masuk  longkang...beskal dier patah riuk...cpt2 org yg langgar tuh bwk gi spital....smpai sane dah kritikal, nak antar ke spital bsr jb...tp kwn haku tuh meninggal dlm perjalanan.....

mak pak haku mmg mrh haku kaw kaw punyer....mmg haku nyesal bwk dier ronda2 mlm tuh....al fatihah tuk kwn haku tuh....

sori terpanjang lak citer  tak best neh....
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Post time 24-5-2010 12:03 PM | Show all posts
kalo haiwan.....dolu haku suker bela kura kura kecik tuh n ikan laga tapik haku slalu luper bagik di ...
kilometrico Post at 23-5-2010 21:47



    sedehnye...alfatihah..
kete tu laju sgt tu...kot...
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Post time 24-5-2010 12:07 PM | Show all posts
ada skali tu ak t'langgar ibu monyet kat um..huhu sian kt anak2 monyet tu...trus jdi anak yatim..
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Post time 24-5-2010 12:14 PM | Show all posts
nyawa manusia x pernah laks
tp nyawa serangga dh banyak kots
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Post time 24-5-2010 12:39 PM | Show all posts
semua cite korg x menarik lgsg. kisah bunuh binatang je. Bunuh org xde plak. Ntah2 ada bunuh org tp xnk cite. K lah aku citer. aku pnah mgkn terbunuh org scr x sengaja. Time tu ngah drive keta kol 3pagi camtu kat bangsar. Mata ngantok gile, asik terlentok. Tup tap tup tap aku sedar yg aku kat jln arah berlawanan. Aku sedar ada lampu high beam dr keta dpn, x pasti keta apa sbb silau sgt. Aku trus msk lane jln aku. Tiba2 aku dgr bunyi booom kuat.. Aku da cuak time tu.
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Post time 24-5-2010 12:46 PM | Show all posts
semua cite korg x menarik lgsg. kisah bunuh binatang je. Bunuh org xde plak. Ntah2 ada bunuh org tp  ...
din_atos Post at 24-5-2010 12:39


sambung laa lg...
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Post time 24-5-2010 05:07 PM | Show all posts
ada skali tu ak t'langgar ibu monyet kat um..huhu sian kt anak2 monyet tu...trus jdi anak yatim..
miss_melrose Post at 24-5-2010 12:07


aku rasa langgar binatang lain ok la drpd langgar monyet
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Post time 24-5-2010 09:27 PM | Show all posts
Reply 46# bumicompany


    pastu aku trus chow balik umah. Bsknya ada berita kes accident kat situ. Ntah salah aku ke tidak
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Post time 25-5-2010 12:23 AM | Show all posts
Reply 47# azmira81
t'langgar..bkn sengaja..
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Post time 25-5-2010 11:39 AM | Show all posts
Reply 40# demonicboy


ko membuat kan..aku rase lagi bersalah........
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Post time 30-5-2010 08:01 PM | Show all posts
Reply 26# yusthevirus


    tahun 2008 tu bile? dekat2 time raya aidilfitri ke? malam ke siang?
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Post time 30-5-2010 08:06 PM | Show all posts
Reply 41# kilometrico


    alfatihah...
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Post time 30-5-2010 10:50 PM | Show all posts
nie taknak kunci?
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Post time 31-5-2010 07:48 AM | Show all posts
Reply 53# satusembilan

Mengapa perlu kunci?
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Post time 31-5-2010 07:50 AM | Show all posts
............nyamuk...
tukang_baca Post at 20-5-2010 18:40

.......cicak
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Post time 31-5-2010 11:55 AM | Show all posts
nie taknak kunci?
satusembilan Post at 30-5-2010 10:50 PM


19,
Cuba bgtau sb apa thread ni perlu dikunci?

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Post time 31-5-2010 12:14 PM | Show all posts
Reply  satusembilan

Mengapa perlu kunci?
aikee04 Post at 31-5-2010 07:48


gunakanlah mata aikee yg sepet tue untuk menilai rumah2 yg dibina di papan BORAK...
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Post time 31-5-2010 12:35 PM | Show all posts
Reply 57# satusembilan

Sepet?.....tapi dapat melihat dunia beb....
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Post time 31-5-2010 12:36 PM | Show all posts
Reply 58# aikee04

ayat macam nie boleh sebabkan kematian...  
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Post time 31-5-2010 12:39 PM | Show all posts
Mati ape?.....mati akal mungkin ...pun sejenis kematian jugak
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