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[Dunia] Lelaki berkahwin dengan pizza

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Post time 18-11-2015 12:31 PM | Show all posts
Redskin replied at 18-11-2015 12:29 PM
Seronok anjing2 tu dapat memantat malam pertama !!!

ala2 Doggy Style...yiiiiiihaaaaa.  { ...

dah halal dinikah oleh tok father..

boh aje la sampai pagi..




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Post time 18-11-2015 12:35 PM | Show all posts
lavaloncat replied at 18-11-2015 12:31 PM
dah halal dinikah oleh tok father..

boh aje la sampai pagi..

Adoiiyaiii...ya tak yaa jugak, dah HALAL

Ha'ah siap sign documents, voleh balunn sampekk pagi

Anjing2 tu pon kena sign documents jugak ker
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:37 PM | Show all posts
dia saja promote kedai piza tu ler.

tu yg dia buat gtu.
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:38 PM | Show all posts
mdhelmi replied at 18-11-2015 11:17 AM
A: datang sorang jeke?
B: tak la datang dengan pasangan
A: mana pasangan tu?

ok, ini lawak!
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:38 PM | Show all posts
monyet_2015 replied at 18-11-2015 12:13 PM
So orang tanah melayu apa lagi? boleh la tiru..bukan kah selama ini semua dari barat nak ditiru mela ...

kalau kat mesia mungkin ramai yg akan mintak kawin dgn smartphone nya
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:40 PM | Show all posts
Redskin replied at 18-11-2015 12:35 PM
Adoiiyaiii...ya tak yaa jugak, dah HALAL

Ha'ah siap sign documents, voleh balunn sampekk  ...

anjing berpeluh kat tapak kaki....sign pakai cap kaki dah kira sah dah document kawin..
tapi..ada bahlol pulak kata anjing memang tak berpeluh..takyah kalu kalau lagi kata bahlol tursubut..












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Post time 18-11-2015 12:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by Levespa at 18-11-2015 12:46 PM

dunia ni memang penuh dengan manusia penagih perhatian orang
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lor ko kwin ngan owner pizza lg berbaloi dik
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Post time 18-11-2015 12:46 PM | Show all posts
Levespa replied at 18-11-2015 12:43 PM
Dunia ni memang penuh dengan attention seeking people

dan orang2 tarak agama yg dinikahkan oleh orang2 tarak agama jugak..








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Post time 18-11-2015 12:52 PM | Show all posts
lavaloncat replied at 18-11-2015 12:40 PM
anjing berpeluh kat tapak kaki....sign pakai cap kaki dah kira sah dah document kawin..
tapi..ada ...

Setiap kali nko posting gambor dia nii, aku tergelak besar

Ooohhhh....dia ni ker, otak memang kureeeeng !!!
Anjing berpeluh pon tak tau, dia cepat sangat serbu nak
membalas posting forumner2 lain tanpa berfikir dahulu...

Aku tengok dia ni rupa ada, kira handsome, gaya macam org
pandai tapiiiii mentaliti haukkkk otak grelo !!!

Aku dah nasihatkan dia soh tukor avatar, buat malu ajer pompuan2 tengok.
Tapi dia degil...sampai skrg tak tukor2 avatar !!!

Takpe la labuuuu.....suko ati ko lah !!!
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Post time 18-11-2015 01:01 PM | Show all posts
manusia makin sakit mentallll
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Post time 18-11-2015 01:08 PM | Show all posts
Redskin replied at 18-11-2015 12:52 PM
Setiap kali nko posting gambor dia nii, aku tergelak besar

Ooohhhh....dia ni ker, ot ...

avatar tu bukan dia pun...
tu gambar penyanyi bapok siam..

songkot ka mangkot ntah nama bapuk tu...




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Post time 18-11-2015 01:16 PM | Show all posts
tahniah.

Sekurang-kurangnya pizza tu tak akan menjawab, sentiasa layan kehendak napsu laki tu, terima apa sahaja yang suami tu berikan (nafkah) ikut kemampuan, dan tak halang poligami
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Post time 18-11-2015 01:30 PM | Show all posts
hehh macam2 la dunia skang ni
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Post time 18-11-2015 01:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Xsmpi 3hari dh basi pizza tu...pastu mesti dia kebumikan plak...pastu kawen dgn pizza lain..
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Post time 18-11-2015 01:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Levespa replied at 18-11-2015 12:43 PM
dunia ni memang penuh dengan manusia penagih perhatian orang

mmg btul mcm lava tu gigih cari perhatian.... stakat mampu sembang kat porum

tu pun ade potensi kawin ngan babun bontot merah

@MissNigga
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Post time 18-11-2015 02:06 PM | Show all posts
dino replied at 18-11-2015 01:52 PM
mmg btul mcm lava tu gigih cari perhatian.... stakat mampu sembang kat porum

tu pun ade p ...

babun bontot merah pun tak sudi nak berkawin ngan dia...
dia tu kan kena reject oleh segala mahluk dalam dunia nie
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Post time 18-11-2015 02:13 PM | Show all posts
sudah habis isi kotak dibuang....
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Post time 18-11-2015 02:15 PM | Show all posts
semoga bahagia till jannah
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Post time 18-11-2015 02:35 PM | Show all posts
pizza pun jadik
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