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Isteri Malas Memasak, Macam Mana?

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Post time 5-5-2016 01:15 PM | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 5-5-2016 06:59 AM
Nanti bila dah engage chef, masalah baru pulak timbul....isteri sering berprasangka buruk pada che ...

Then learn to cook together.  cooking for the love ones with love, I believe will alway turn out good.  one tend to do the best for the one that they love.
When you burnt the food you cook ... you can have a good laugh and salvage whatever left that is edible and then try again.


I dont know what with all the fuss on normal everyday things, when Allah has give us brain and skill try to use it.  Wait until the Almighty takes one of your ability...

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Post time 7-5-2016 06:22 AM | Show all posts
cmf_tupaihangus replied at 5-5-2016 01:15 PM
Then learn to cook together.  cooking for the love ones with love, I believe will alway turn out g ...

Ada couple memang tak boleh cook together in the same kitchen...hang cuba bayangkan....sedang hang pegang sudip bak balikkan ikan tongkol goreng dalam kuali...datang laki hang peluk hang dari belakang.....sudip kemana, ikan goreng kemana.....yelah suis dah kena activate kan?
Anyway...hang nye favorite dish to cook apa dia burntsquirrel???

Half boiled egg dish??







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Post time 7-5-2016 12:24 PM | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 7-5-2016 06:22 AM
Ada couple memang tak boleh cook together in the same kitchen...hang cuba bayangkan....sedang hang ...

If you see it as a problem, than it is a problem, but if you see it otherwise.. The food may be burnt or undercook, it can be remedied. Half burnt chook / fish is not so bad... Take a picture of it and frame it up with the caption "may the chook rest in peace"

Cooking for myself or for others?
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Post time 8-5-2016 10:43 AM | Show all posts
cmf_tupaihangus replied at 7-5-2016 12:24 PM
If you see it as a problem, than it is a problem, but if you see it otherwise.. The food may be bu ...

You don't get my point...its ok....hang nee terlalu lurus jendol sangat.......


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Post time 8-5-2016 05:13 PM | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 7-5-2016 06:22 AM
Ada couple memang tak boleh cook together in the same kitchen...hang cuba bayangkan....sedang hang ...

Itu ke mana,ini ke mana ye manak....
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Post time 8-5-2016 10:10 PM | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 8-5-2016 10:43 AM
You don't get my point...its ok....hang nee terlalu lurus jendol sangat.......

I thought, and thought and i still dont get it. If you are trying to point out something and you are going around the mulberries bush and then down to the cherry blosom tree and then wait under a durian tree by that time i am lost with nature, no i will not get it.
In a nut shell.... Che' ni bukan calon menantu yang bagus. Mak mentua kalau guna bahasa kias... Che' memang bengap sikit nak faham... Tu mak mentua boleh kena darah tinggi.  Tapi pak mentua sayang kot'. Depa kata che' lurus benjol.

Dont know if its a compliment or he felt pity for a 'menantu bebal'.
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Post time 9-5-2016 07:24 AM | Show all posts
Clover_Hill replied at 8-5-2016 05:13 PM
Itu ke mana,ini ke mana ye manak....

Eleh...masa hang ' buat' yang sulung dulu tengah menumis sambal, TOK laki peluk dari belakang...terus ON atas stove kan,kan,kan????

Tak nak ngaku???




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Post time 9-5-2016 07:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 9-5-2016 07:24 AM
Eleh...masa hang ' buat' yang sulung dulu tengah menumis sambal, TOK laki peluk dari belakang...te ...

Tu hang dengan jaki si kucing telegu hang....dah jangan nak imejin orang dgn stail mengarut2 hang tuh..hang dgn kucing, orng dengan orang..mana nak sama!
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Post time 9-5-2016 07:32 AM | Show all posts
cmf_tupaihangus replied at 8-5-2016 10:10 PM
I thought, and thought  and i still dont get it. If you are trying to point out something and yo ...

Menantu bengap ada harapan untuk jadik kurang bengap with usaha... daripada jenis menantu hantu, degil batu bata ada duduk atas kepala...jahil murakkab tak boleh dibentuk DAN diajar...kan,kan,kan???


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Post time 9-5-2016 07:39 AM | Show all posts
Clover_Hill replied at 9-5-2016 07:28 AM
Tu hang dengan jaki si kucing telegu hang....dah jangan nak imejin orang dgn stail mengarut2 hang  ...

It's ok cover, hang tak perlu rasa bersalah ....agama tak mengharamkan  hang  ON atas stove  ..seperti mana yang disebut dalam kitab.....isteri kamu adalah ladang untuk kamu para suami bercucuk tanam....yang  diaharamkan adalah ..melalui jalan Sepul atau menyental isteri yang sedang  oozing dari darah keping...kan,kan,kan???

conscience clear now??????


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Post time 9-5-2016 08:11 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 9-5-2016 07:39 AM
It's ok cover, hang tak perlu rasa bersalah ....agama tak mengharamkan  hang  ON atas stove  ..sep ...

Hang ni kan..byk sgt layan cite biru agaknya. westernized berganda sangat. Dalam isle ada panduan utk bersenggama..bukan main tala dan taram jerr kat mana-mana. Tak kira tempat tak kira situasi. hatta nak bercucuk tanam kat ladang pun ada sop nyeeee, manak...duhhhhhhhhh
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Post time 9-5-2016 09:18 AM | Show all posts
Clover_Hill replied at 9-5-2016 08:11 AM
Hang ni kan..byk sgt layan cite biru agaknya. westernized berganda sangat. Dalam isle ada panduan  ...

Are you a subscriber or a follower to this citer biru yourself to have known?????
Westernized dari sudut apa??? 'ON' on a stove?

jap...adab yang hang maksudkan tuh dari sudut apanya???? Nak ON mesti atas water bed you mean??? mak ayah hang dulu atas tikar mengkuang pun berdayung...jadik jugak hang.........atau memang dari zaman mak pak hang memang dah dayung atas water bed?..atau tilam VONO akak Jenna jain????

Seriously manak tak paham bab adab yang hang maksudkan nie ....


Care to share????

Yang lain tepi......

Cobber nak sekolah kan Manak.......


Psssstttttt....awat kak Jenna Jain bawak lagu semalam kaki kuis kuis macam kuda nak start race?????

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Post time 9-5-2016 04:17 PM | Show all posts
Kebabomb replied at 28-4-2016 07:46 AM
6. Suami kena belajar memasak

yg dah sah-sah chefpun tak nak masak

nasib baik dia baik bini gila masak
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Post time 10-5-2016 07:10 AM | Show all posts
cmf_blingblings replied at 9-5-2016 04:17 PM
yg dah sah-sah chefpun tak nak masak

nasib baik dia baik bini gila masak

Macam mana nak berkat rezeki yang dia bawak balik kasi anak bini DAN mertua makan??? Kerja jadi chef semata kerna gaji...kerna terpaksa..tiada IKHLAS.....
Kan????


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Post time 10-5-2016 03:12 PM | Show all posts
isnin - jumaat: siang makan kedai. malam tengok kalau ada benda senang nak masak.. aku masak.. kalau takde atau ada pun tp aku malas, kedai jugak.

sabtu-ahad: kalau tak keluar, masak. kalau keluar, makan kedai.

hidup berdua je ngan suami.. suami lak keja balik tengah malam.. so mmg jarang la aku masak... takde org...
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Post time 10-5-2016 03:15 PM | Show all posts
diema replied at 10-5-2016 03:12 PM
isnin - jumaat: siang makan kedai. malam tengok kalau ada benda senang nak masak.. aku masak.. kalau ...

Takda pelihara kucing????


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Post time 10-5-2016 03:32 PM | Show all posts
Mannak replied at 27-4-2016 02:46 PM
Dey chendol, apa cerr laki nak expect isteri jadi chef ah?????

Kerja dari pagi sampai malam....te ...

this time i 200% agree with u Mannak....idup mannak
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Post time 10-5-2016 04:02 PM | Show all posts
dulu ms arwah suami ada, gagahkan diri gak memsk pg2 utk sarapan dan mkn tgh hr
tp msk pun simple2 aje
bila hujung minggu br msk proper sikit
tp sekrg sb dia dah xde so tugas memsk senin smp jumaat adalah tugas anak dara
hujung minggu lak tgk keadaan
klu x outing br msk klu outing mkn luor ajelah
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Post time 11-5-2016 05:12 AM | Show all posts
fatehana replied at 10-5-2016 04:02 PM
dulu ms arwah suami ada, gagahkan diri gak memsk pg2 utk sarapan dan mkn tgh hr
tp msk pun simple2  ...

Hang satu club dgn @singlemum_4 rupanya.....takziah.........


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Post time 11-5-2016 05:13 AM | Show all posts
singlemum_4 replied at 10-5-2016 03:32 PM
this time i 200% agree with u Mannak....idup mannak

Selama ini???


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