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All about 'Pontianak' latest by JulietTheOrange cik pon atas kipas

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Post time 16-6-2008 09:56 PM | Show all posts
aku nk tnye korg, kalo dbuatnye korg tserempak dgn cik pon ke, cik suir ke

sempat ke korg nk vugil ?

kalo aku , pengsan da kot
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Post time 18-6-2008 12:01 PM | Show all posts
mmm..tak pernah dengar jugak aa
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Post time 19-6-2008 09:12 AM | Show all posts

macam2.. cik pon tak suka tgk pompuan bugil.. dier takut.. sebab dier tak lawa camtu..
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Post time 19-6-2008 10:26 AM | Show all posts
dia bkn takut tp dia trauma kot sbb dia da x leh pakai push up bra...hakhakhak
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Post time 19-6-2008 11:00 AM | Show all posts
ahahahhaaa... ni patot masok joke and humor laaa...

aku rasa kalau semua orang buat cam ko ni.. ramai la dak laki sebok nak jadi pontianak malam2... dapat tengok susuu
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Post time 19-6-2008 11:00 AM | Show all posts
double posttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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Post time 19-6-2008 11:53 AM | Show all posts
tu penyampaian dari generasi ke generasi kot..


aku kasi justifikasi kes

dolu-dolu zaman masa elektrik takdak lagi, air guna telaga kecoh kat satu kampung kena gangguan pontianak...setiap hari ada ja umat kampung tu kena usik sampai demam-demam..disebabkan dolu-dolu takde MA atau nurse-nurse a.k.a maria ozawa, maka penduduk yang kena sampuk pontianak ni jumpala satu bomoh..

bomoh ni miang, so dia kasi solution, kalau jumpa pontianak kena bogel bagai..dari situ penduduk kampung aplikasila ajaran sesat bomoh tu..pastu disebarkan dari kampung ke kampung n diturunkan dari generasi ke generasi..sampai la kat era milenium ni..huhu..


-tutup kes-

nak ulas sikit pertanyaan kak demona tu..ni pandangan peribadi akula..tak perlu la bogel-bogel bila terserempak benda-benda camni..tu kan aurat, sedangkan time mandi pun kita dianjurkan membalut tubuh..

makruh bogel-bogel..apatah lagi bila jumpa makhluk yang tak sempurna ciptaan ILAHI ni..nak hindarkan benda ni terletak dari cara pemikiran korang..buat dont know je..

tapi kalau time memalam drive keta, pastu tgk cermiin ada makhluk dok sengih-sengih kat seat belakang, mmg haru gak..huhu..
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Post time 19-6-2008 12:52 PM | Show all posts
klo camtu besh ahhh...

da soh tlanjang bulat pstu tgk2 ponti pelesuuu... huhh naya beb nayaa..
tp aku rase cam kurafat plakk vugil2 bagai neh

kt kan owang islammm so bg gen ape slhnya klo kita bace ayat korsi or berzikir supaya dilindungi tuhan





klo aku la jumpe mende2 ginik blom smpt nak pk ape2 aku da kencin lam suar
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Post time 19-6-2008 02:25 PM | Show all posts

Balas #68 genchi\ catat

satu pangakuan berani tuh
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Post time 19-6-2008 02:46 PM | Show all posts

kawasakininja

"tapi kalau time memalam drive keta, pastu tgk cermiin ada makhluk dok sengih-sengih kat seat belakang, mmg haru gak..huhu.."
hahhhhhh... mase nih hg kene brake mengejut la, bio dia tercampak keluwo cermin mcm iklan dlm tv tu, last2 kene ketuk kepala ngn member, hahhhhh kan aku suh pakai tali pinggang...hehheeheh
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Post time 19-6-2008 04:09 PM | Show all posts

Balas #3 wmhafiz\ catat

tido bogel tak leh weeiiiii......ku tak pasti hukum tapi tak lehhhh
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Post time 19-6-2008 04:11 PM | Show all posts

Balas #70 inazurah\ catat

tu la pasal kalu ku memandu mlm cermin depan tu kalih ke tempat lain, so tak nampak apa yg kat blakang weeiii
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Post time 20-6-2008 10:30 PM | Show all posts

Reply #70 inazurah's post

wakakakaka!! btol2, gile klaka iklan tu. proton kan? x siar kat tv kot.
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Post time 20-6-2008 10:34 PM | Show all posts

Reply #72 aidit13's post

ala kalo ko cabut sume cermin pun, kalo dia nak muncul, mncul gak.

cam 1 kes kat kaw umah aku dlu. jiran aku ni bwk teksi, so balik malam2, dia nampak 2 ekor ppuan dok laju je kayuh beskal naik bukit. diulangi NAIK bukit.

tgh dok terkujat tu, tetibe 2 ekor tadik elok je terbang landing kat cermin dpn. menggagau mamat ni terus drive g police station. minah 2 ekor tu takut masuk lokap kot, smpi situ die terbang ateh pokok.

p/s:- aku x dpt bayangkan camne aksi cik pon 2 ekor naik beskal x tsangkut ke kain die kat rim beskal tu.
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Post time 20-6-2008 10:41 PM | Show all posts

Reply #71 aidit13's post

mmg x boleh pun, baik tido, mandi hatta ehem2, xbleh vugil2, lari malaikat nnt, mcm le lawo no vugil2

*1-ko tido la vugil2, nnt kalo umah ko tbakar, muntah bomba nak slamatkan.

2-ko mandi vugil, nnt cicak dlm toilet kene sawan vavi.

3-ko ehem2 vugil, nnt setan tumpang 2 kaki 1 ekor

*nasihat utk umum

[ Last edited by  tak_tahu at 20-6-2008 10:42 PM ]
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Post time 22-6-2008 08:46 AM | Show all posts
silap2 lepas vugel... ponti terkam makin bernafsu..
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Post time 22-6-2008 09:08 AM | Show all posts
one more one more.....

4-ko surf internet dlm keadaan vugil.nnt komputer diserang virus
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Post time 5-8-2008 03:58 PM | Show all posts
kalau dah takut yg terlampau tu.. mmg buat apa yg ingat aje la.. teringat pasal petua vogil ni... terus aje la vogil... hahaha....
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Post time 6-1-2009 04:40 PM | Show all posts
aku upkan thread ni...br bc 2,3 posting mak aii...seram maut...
xbrani nk bc trus...nnti2 nk smbung bc balik....
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Post time 6-1-2009 07:46 PM | Show all posts
aku upkan semula, baru baca pge 6..huhu

yang pasti memang serammmmmmmmmmmm
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