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Siapa Selalu Minta Nak Bersama - Patutkah Isteri?

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Post time 15-1-2008 09:41 AM | Show all posts

Reply #60 budakjawa's post

ajak bini pegi sauna la wak...

*wedok iki wak...wes panes langsung ngebundel wae...
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Post time 15-1-2008 10:44 AM | Show all posts
Teringat aku satu cerite lawak... aku rasa korang dah pernah dengar, cerite lame...

Ada mamat ni, tua bangka, kahwin ngan anak dara trang tang tang.
Pastu lepas kawin bini dia ni cakap, bang, ustaz cakap.. kalau bersama kita bunuh setan...

Then tiap-tiap hari pagi petang siang malam bini dia cakap.. bang jom bunuh setan...

Sampai laa satu masa, orang tua ni cakap, ni nak bunuh setan ke nak bunuh abang.....
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Post time 15-1-2008 11:19 AM | Show all posts
aku cakap jer .. "yang .. pinjam barang jap."
die pun sama .. "b .. pinjam barang jap."

kalo dh mintak pinjam tu kene la bagi .. takleh kedekut.
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Post time 15-1-2008 11:39 AM | Show all posts
kalau pinjam kena ganti balik kan?
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Post time 15-1-2008 11:41 AM | Show all posts

Reply #64 Maideen_jr's post

kalo saling pinjam meminjam... kira 0-0 balik kot...
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Post time 15-1-2008 11:43 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 15-1-2008 12:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nazijo at 14-1-2008 11:27 PM
depend kat mane nak wat installation la....klu btul2 kat dlm master bedroom kene amik pakej tuk proses dvd sekali... ishhhh...ishhh...



ko nak jual ker?


CCTV kat master bedroom? melampau tuh...

kalo dalam master bedroom, pakai ler DVDcam, siap dgn tripod... kalo nak close-up, handheld jer lah... hehehe... pramugara terlampau tuh kan dah ajar teknik camno nak buat...
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Post time 15-1-2008 12:08 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nazijo at 15-1-2008 09:41 AM

*wedok iki wak...wes panes langsung ngebundel wae...


*pandei la kuwe yor .. ngebundel la opo la ... err ngebundel wi opo???kok aku rak pernah kerungu ..???

sori weihhh teman tercakap jerman kejap
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Post time 15-1-2008 12:36 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by alinone78 at 15-1-2008 12:08 PM


*pandei la kuwe yor .. ngebundel la opo la ... err ngebundel wi opo???kok aku rak pernah kerungu ..???

sori weihhh teman tercakap jerman kejap


emboh...aku pun rak pernah kerungu...
ngebundel la...panes la...
sek ngeti ku, panas udhuk panes...
hehehehehehehehehehe
wong wedhok angger wes arek rak kenek ditahan2...
lagi2 angger wong wedhok seng mangan jamu...
rak sabar2 wes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rak kenek mengko2...angger wes arek, saiki jugak....


aku pun ngeti ngomong jerman lo.....

[ Last edited by  cutebaby5907 at 15-1-2008 12:38 PM ]
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Post time 15-1-2008 01:40 PM | Show all posts

Reply #68 alinone78's post

ngebundel tu...ala yg bundel2 tu...
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Post time 15-1-2008 02:00 PM | Show all posts

Reply #13 cutebaby5907's post

Kami dah tau.. sihat anak2 hang noooo
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Post time 15-1-2008 02:08 PM | Show all posts
isy... dah main cakap bahasa ufo nih.. aku dah lost nih..
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Post time 15-1-2008 02:26 PM | Show all posts
Islam tak pernah mengharam si isteri dari meminta2 *tuttt*  pada suami ... budaya kita jer yang menganggap isteri mesti pasif ......
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Post time 15-1-2008 02:31 PM | Show all posts
meminta "tuttt" kat suami mmg digalakkan...yg x sedapnye masalah skang bnyk berlaku isteri mintak 'tuttt' bkn kat suami je..kat sape yg die suke...ishh..ishh..donia..donia...

bergantung pada individu la....klu dah jodoh ngan org yg x agresif pasal seks ni...jenis pemalu ke..so sebelah pihak kene main peranan la tuk swicth on kan...
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Post time 15-1-2008 02:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gergasi at 15-1-2008 02:00 PM
Kami dah tau.. sihat anak2 hang noooo


aisey!!!!!!!!
kantoi2....
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Post time 15-1-2008 03:36 PM | Show all posts

Reply #75 cutebaby5907's post


pandai la ko ... laki pun sama gak ... kalo dah b*t*ng mencanak tuh mmg tak hingat bini tengah siang ikan k ... bini demam k ...masih dlm pantang k .. tak dapat t****t, minta plak cara lain .. BJ ke ... dll la ..dia tuj*h juga ... bini la terkulat
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Post time 15-1-2008 03:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by RedAlert at 15-1-2008 02:26 PM
Islam tak pernah mengharam si isteri dari meminta2 *tuttt*  pada suami ... budaya kita jer yang menganggap isteri mesti pasif ......


Betul tu, tapi klu dah isteri jek yg nak mulakan sisuami cam tak ada perasaan nak mulakan at last bini akan rasa bosan jugak kan? Nanti bini akan rasa cam dia tak dihargai pulak. Camner nak buat dgn suami yg camni ha?
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Post time 15-1-2008 05:36 PM | Show all posts

Reply #77 Pah_bedah's post

nak kena tau jugek cane si isteri tu mulakan??maybe x kena gaya..x menepati piawai keghairahan si suami....cam isteri plak klu dah 10 tahun kawin asyik cuit2 je...bosan gak..inisatif tu kena ade pah... klu malu nak cube x dapat....
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Post time 15-1-2008 05:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nazijo at 15-1-2008 05:36 PM
nak kena tau jugek cane si isteri tu mulakan??maybe x kena gaya..x menepati piawai keghairahan si suami....cam isteri plak klu dah 10 tahun kawin asyik cuit2 je...bosan gak..inisatif tu kena ade  ...


Isy dah 10 kawin takyah dah cuit-cuit. Tu pengantin baru. 10 tahun.. terjah tarik terkam je
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Post time 15-1-2008 05:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by NtahSapaNtah at 15-1-2008 05:41 PM


Isy dah 10 kawin takyah dah cuit-cuit. Tu pengantin baru. 10 tahun.. terjah tarik terkam je


Puh....ganehnya...
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