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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Kekerapan Meratap Cermin Dalam Satu Hari...

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Post time 3-5-2014 03:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 01:58 AM
Kalau gigit ibu jari kaki pernah tak...?



Apa lak x penah, rasa dia rasa cagu
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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 03:37 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 03:35 AM
Apa lak x penah, rasa dia rasa cagu



Cagu tu hapa...?


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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Post time 3-5-2014 04:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 03:37 AM
Cagu tu hapa...?



Cer tgk ibu hari ace, yg busuk tu cagu ler tu
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 11:26 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 04:22 AM
Cer tgk ibu hari ace, yg busuk tu cagu ler tu



Mana ada busuk... Sedap jah kalau giget pong... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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Post time 5-5-2014 10:21 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 11:26 AM
Mana ada busuk... Sedap jah kalau giget pong... Hik! Hik! Hik!





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 Author| Post time 6-5-2014 04:04 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 5-5-2014 10:21 PM



Dia ada rasa memaseng sket... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 6-5-2014 09:10 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 01:57 AM
Aku rasa sebelom paginya tu ko ada tengok cermin jugak... Masa ko bangun tido ngigau... Ko jer ...

mana ada... takde cermin kt luar... dlm bilik air saja ade cermin ekekkeke... nnt nak beli cermin pnjg boleh la bgn ke toilet suluh cermin dulu
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Post time 6-5-2014 09:26 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 6-5-2014 04:04 AM
Dia ada rasa memaseng sket... Heh! Heh! Heh!

masen ek, mana masen dgn taik idung
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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 03:01 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

genchi posted on 6-5-2014 09:10 AM
mana ada... takde cermin kt luar... dlm bilik air saja ade cermin ekekkeke... nnt nak beli cermin  ...



Aku tertarek ngan citer mat saleh yang lekat cermin kat atas siling bilek dia terutama sekali kat hotel... Tapi sesekali piker nak buat takot gak... Kalau cermin tu pecah tak ke naya...?


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 03:02 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

dahliateck posted on 6-5-2014 09:26 PM
masen ek, mana masen dgn taik idung



Itu aku tak pernah cuba... Tapi kalau hingus tu rasa tawar jah pong... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 7-5-2014 08:16 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 03:01 AM
Aku tertarek ngan citer mat saleh yang lekat cermin kat atas siling bilek dia terutama sekali  ...

ltak cermin kt siling bilek??

pstu tido tgk diri sndrik camtu?? eeii tamo la gen takot ahahahah

tp cermin besar ltak dlm umah nmpk luas umahnya
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Post time 8-5-2014 03:08 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 03:02 AM
Itu aku tak pernah cuba... Tapi kalau hingus tu rasa tawar jah pong... Hah! Hah! Hah!

la nape x korek jer rasa, bukan bulan pose pun, free pun x nak rasa bukan kena bayar
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 Author| Post time 8-5-2014 03:18 PM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

genchi posted on 7-5-2014 08:16 AM
ltak cermin kt siling bilek??

pstu tido tgk diri sndrik camtu?? eeii tamo la gen takot ahahahah ...



Tido kan tutop lampu... Mana nampak diri sendiri...

Letak cermin besar kat dindeng tu memang akang nampak rumah jadi lebih luas...


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 Author| Post time 8-5-2014 03:20 PM | Show all posts

Ish!

dahliateck posted on 8-5-2014 03:08 AM
la nape x korek jer rasa, bukan bulan pose pun, free pun x nak rasa bukan kena bayar



Kan aku kata ni kan marah pulak... "Dah burger lebih sedap nak buat camno...?"


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Post time 9-5-2014 12:20 PM | Show all posts
ms anak dara dulu mmg selalu menatap wajah dicermin sbb takut ada yg x kena
so ms tu pantang ada nampak cermin pasti akan singgah utk membelek
tp lps dah x jd anak dara sebaliknya jd mak dara
cermin hanya ditatap klu rs tudung tu cam xnak bg kerjasama jer ms nak pakai
kdg seharian xde nak tatap pun sbb x taw nak wat apa
maklumlah ditatap pun gitu jugak muka ni
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 Author| Post time 10-5-2014 07:14 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

fatehana posted on 9-5-2014 12:20 PM
ms anak dara dulu mmg selalu menatap wajah dicermin sbb takut ada yg x kena
so ms tu pantang ada na ...



Aku rasa tudong pong mesti tukar 2 - 3 kali gak tu sebab tudong tak match ngan pakaiang... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 11-5-2014 11:41 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 10-5-2014 07:14 AM
Aku rasa tudong pong mesti tukar 2 - 3 kali gak tu sebab tudong tak match ngan pakaiang... Heh ...

ehhh xdelah aku ok jer bab tudung sbb aku just pakai tudung putih atau cream jer
yg aku cewet dan selalu tatap wajah tu sbb takut kot bercapuk ke wajahku ni bila dah dioles sama bedak
xpun kot ada abuk ke
eh mcm2 ler yg aku rs wajib nak tgk cermin tu
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Post time 11-5-2014 07:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-5-2014 03:20 PM
Kan aku kata ni kan marah pulak... "Dah burger lebih sedap nak buat camno...?"



Mn tau burger lg sedap, ni kes da mkn x ngaku ke ni :p
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Post time 12-5-2014 08:34 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-5-2014 03:18 PM
Tido kan tutop lampu... Mana nampak diri sendiri...

Letak cermin besar kat dindeng tu meman ...

gen tak tutup lampu smer gen bkak lampu dapor.. ade la chaya skit..
tp mmg ase cam nak boh cermin pun... sng nak suluh hahaha
ni nak suluh kene pg toilet
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Post time 15-5-2014 07:38 PM | Show all posts
2 kali..tiap kali lepas mandi
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