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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Gegula Sebagai Ganti Duit Baki...

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 Author| Post time 16-4-2014 03:04 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

dahliateck posted on 16-4-2014 01:40 AM
hmm byk ruang perlu diperbaiki kita ni kan, pelik gak gitu, xde yg bising ke



Dah biasa kot... Kalau kedai makang dia letak tanda 'No Pork Serve' tu kira halal ler tu... Tapi arak ada jer...


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Post time 16-4-2014 10:14 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 03:04 AM
Dah biasa kot... Kalau kedai makang dia letak tanda 'No Pork Serve' tu kira halal ler tu... Ta ...

yelah, x salah org yg meniaga tu, sebab org kita yg x kesah benda2 ni, selamba jer makannya pun
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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 01:10 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

dahliateck posted on 16-4-2014 10:14 PM
yelah, x salah org yg meniaga tu, sebab org kita yg x kesah benda2 ni, selamba jer makannya pun



Masalahnya kalau 'kisah' alamatnya kebulur lar... Kalau dah rasa kompideng halal belasah jer lar...


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Post time 17-4-2014 01:30 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 01:10 AM
Masalahnya kalau 'kisah' alamatnya kebulur lar... Kalau dah rasa kompideng halal belasah jer l ...

senang ler nak jalan obersi gini
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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 02:39 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 17-4-2014 01:30 AM
senang ler nak jalan obersi gini



Mesti kena kompideng dan jangang ada rasa was was dah ler... Was was tu kan penyaket setang...


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Post time 17-4-2014 06:57 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 02:39 AM
Mesti kena kompideng dan jangang ada rasa was was dah ler... Was was tu kan penyaket setang... ...

betul tu, susah ler kan klu x konfiden, ace klu restoran tu serve liquor tp x serve pork, ace makan x cam tgif hrc sume tu
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2014 01:46 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

dahliateck posted on 17-4-2014 06:57 PM
betul tu, susah ler kan klu x konfiden, ace klu restoran tu serve liquor tp x serve pork, ace maka ...



Makang jer jugak kot... Tapi pada masa yang sama harap makanang tu tak dimasak campor ngan arak ler... Dan terus berpikerang positif... Lagi pong kita tak tahu hapa yang berlaku kat bakang dapor sana...


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Post time 23-4-2014 02:16 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 23-4-2014 01:46 AM
Makang jer jugak kot... Tapi pada masa yang sama harap makanang tu tak dimasak campor ngan ara ...

alah hotel pun serve liquor, so

x gak kita boikot bar2 lounge2 lobby tu kan
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2014 03:10 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

dahliateck posted on 23-4-2014 02:16 AM
alah hotel pun serve liquor, so

x gak kita boikot bar2 lounge2 lobby tu kan



Kan...? Itu sebab aku sebolehnya takmo piker sangat... Kalau terlalu piker 'halal haram' sangat takot nanti kena penyaket was was pulak... Tu lagi naya...


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Post time 23-4-2014 07:06 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 23-4-2014 03:10 AM
Kan...? Itu sebab aku sebolehnya takmo piker sangat... Kalau terlalu piker 'halal haram' sanga ...

kan asal kita konfiden sudah, xyah nak pikir sgt

kita suka makan kat hokaido yg kat vistana tu, best la seafood situ, siput sedut dia besar2



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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 02:53 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

dahliateck posted on 23-4-2014 07:06 PM
kan asal kita konfiden sudah, xyah nak pikir sgt

kita suka makan kat hokaido yg kat vistana tu, ...



Siput sedut tak minat lar... Malas nak 'menyedut' kekdahnya... Tapi kalau 'sedut lemak' yang kat dalam kaki lembu tu boleh jer... Sedap...




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Post time 24-4-2014 10:50 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 02:53 AM
Siput sedut tak minat lar... Malas nak 'menyedut' kekdahnya... Tapi kalau 'sedut lemak' yang k ...

erkkk sedapnya, mmg sedap, sedut pakai straw kan, ni kalau kat kg time kenduri makan ramai2 sedapnya, berebut nak gearbox memasing
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 02:37 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 10:50 PM
erkkk sedapnya, mmg sedap, sedut pakai straw kan, ni kalau kat kg time kenduri makan ramai2 sedapn ...



Tapi kolestrol memang tinggi lar ni kan...? Belasah jer lar jugak... Hah! Hah! Hah! Errr... Otak lembu makang tak...


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Post time 29-4-2014 11:49 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 02:37 AM
Tapi kolestrol memang tinggi lar ni kan...? Belasah jer lar jugak... Hah! Hah! Hah! Errr... Ot ...

belasah je la kolesterol molesterol

sume makan satu part je x makan
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 Author| Post time 30-4-2014 08:22 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 29-4-2014 11:49 PM
belasah je la kolesterol molesterol

sume makan satu part je x makan



Hapa yang tak makang tu...?


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Post time 30-4-2014 08:19 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 30-4-2014 08:22 AM
Hapa yang tak makang tu...?

tah depa panggey sup torpedo kot, ace mkn dak
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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 02:04 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

dahliateck posted on 30-4-2014 08:19 PM
tah depa panggey sup torpedo kot, ace mkn dak



Takde masalah... Janji bukang torpedo khirzir...


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Post time 3-5-2014 03:53 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:04 AM
Takde masalah... Janji bukang torpedo khirzir...



Penah mkn ke, dia rasa apa
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 11:18 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 03:53 AM
Penah mkn ke, dia rasa apa



Rasanya belom pernah lagi jugak... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 5-5-2014 09:17 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 11:18 AM
Rasanya belom pernah lagi jugak... Heh! Heh! Heh!

samala, klu nk try mana ada jual ek, cam nak try jer
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