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EngagementHow much people use and interact with social media
Example: liking posts on Facebook, tweeting on Twitter, viewing pins on Pinterest

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Content curation

Choosing online content to share

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Impressions

How many times a piece of social media content is seen

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Influencer

Person who affects opinions and behavior through social media

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Mention

Referring to a person or account on social media
Example: @mention on Twitter, +mention on Google+

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net-get noun phrase

1. partner or viable romantic interest discovered using an online dating service

2. nude photo or video of a person met on the internet

Origin:

You've spent no less than a full month of your adult life staring and swiping people who take selfies in the gross yellow light of their bathrooms. You've taken selfies in the gross yellow light of your own bathroom. You've received and deleted (some) dick pics from the likes of Kitten_Cock and Mud_Buddy91 (91?! Like 1991? Jesus). Three of your evenings have ended on a grown man's futon, watching him paralyzed before a selection of Romantic Comedies That Pass the Bechdel Test. But today you've met a nice person. An employed person. A person who riffs well and sits well. One who cooks a special dish, dances a special chair dance, and looks good in the gross yellow light of a bathroom. Congratulations, you've met your net-get.

Examples of "net-get" usage:

"Deborah's coming along and she's bringing her net-get." —Gascoigne

"Hey, Peter, I got a new net-get! Tell me if you think this one is a guy or a girl or a combo. I'm sort of into it." —Shakespeare

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keyboard warrior:
A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

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Ho Keds plural noun
                                                See also: "Uuuughs"
                                                1. comfortable shoes one wishes for during the "walk of shame"
                                                Origin:
                                                Some walks are joyous embraces of the well-begun day. You stroll by brunchers and feel ashamed of them for abandoning the arms and comforters of their lovers for the sake of lumpy Dutch babies and Bloody Marys filled with garbage. But some walks are darker walks. Sadder walks. On those walks, you construct a mental list of the things you need to work on to become a better person. Maybe three or four items down that list, right after "just one ounce of impulse control, please" and "the strength to turn down a direct proposition" is a goddamn pair of comfortable shoes. In that moment, you're dying for some Ho Keds. Even if—and especially when you're feeling self-deprecating—they're called Ho Keds.
                                                Example of "Ho Keds" usage:
            
                                    "I saw him walking down the street at eleven o'clock in the morning in a pair of purple glitter pumps, so I threw him some Ho Keds. That's my good deed for the week." —Augustine

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SHE-WOL noun

See also: "cloud case"

1. sudden disappearance of friend due to girlfriend's perceived immediate need

2. sudden disappearance of friend after his or her introduction to a comely stranger

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Destinesia:

When you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place.

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Errorist:

(n) Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.

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Carcolepsy:

(n) A condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

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