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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 kerat (Bersyarat) V13

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Post time 5-5-2017 12:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Muka tebal macam batu bata,
Abaikan dia, teruskan mengata.
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Post time 5-5-2017 12:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sorong papan, tarik papan,
Mana gaji aku, setannnn
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Post time 5-5-2017 12:56 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 5-5-2017 12:51 AM
Rehat dulu dengan kit kat
Kalau lambat nk bayar bil pon tersekat

Alhamdulillah husband mampu
Bila tersekat, dia sedia bantu
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2017 12:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 12:55 AM
Sorong papan, tarik papan,
Mana gaji aku, setannnn

Submarine itu kapal selam
Kahkahkah tergelak aku tengah malam!      
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Post time 5-5-2017 12:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 5-5-2017 12:52 AM
Lama tak buat muffin
Segar mata bahana kafein

Hati-hati meniti titi,
Sambunglah berpantun, jangan berhenti  
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Post time 5-5-2017 01:00 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 5-5-2017 12:58 AM
Submarine itu kapal selam
Kahkahkah tergelak aku tengah malam!

Sudah puas kutuk berkoyan,
Terus ke forum sambung meroyan  
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2017 01:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 12:58 AM
Hati-hati meniti titi,
Sambunglah berpantun, jangan berhenti

Ex GM nama jani
Lagi segar mata ni   
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2017 01:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 12:56 AM
Alhamdulillah husband mampu
Bila tersekat, dia sedia bantu

Menabung untuk masa hadapan kelak
Oh begitulah pulak  
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Post time 5-5-2017 01:04 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 5-5-2017 01:01 AM
Ex GM nama jani
Lagi segar mata ni

Pusing badan kanan dan kiri,
Dah cuba kira biri-biri?
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Post time 5-5-2017 01:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 5-5-2017 01:02 AM
Menabung untuk masa hadapan kelak
Oh begitulah pulak

Walaupun kerja suka-suka,
Tapi tenaga kita dah diguna!
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Post time 5-5-2017 01:31 AM | Show all posts
kalau tawar, tambahlah gula,
kita window shoplah pula!
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Post time 5-5-2017 02:12 AM | Show all posts
jangan bagi dia naik tocang,
mana lagi nak kutip tacang?
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Post time 5-5-2017 09:07 AM | Show all posts
pagi pagi gosok gigi
kawan2 selamat pagi
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Post time 5-5-2017 09:32 AM | Show all posts
Awal pagi singgah ke sini
Good morning everybody
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Post time 5-5-2017 09:34 AM | Show all posts
nak breakfast mee sapi
tauke mee cuti arini
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Post time 5-5-2017 09:36 AM | Show all posts
tak dapat breakfast mee sapi
roti kawin pun jadi
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Post time 5-5-2017 10:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Akoobabes replied at 5-5-2017 09:36 AM
tak dapat breakfast mee sapi
roti kawin pun jadi

Izinkan hamba tumpang bertanya,
Roti kahwin, apakah ia?
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Post time 5-5-2017 10:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pulang ke sarang si burung tempua,
Selamat berpantun semua
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Post time 5-5-2017 10:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ralit betul melayan forum cari,
Dalam toilet pun jadi
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Post time 5-5-2017 10:21 AM | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 10:12 AM
Izinkan hamba tumpang bertanya,
Roti kahwin, apakah ia?

roti  kawin cantuman dua jiwa
satu margerin satu kaya
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