Best SMS collections....

Show all posts · Post time 27-12-2003 10:31 AM

God saw u hungry, so HE created rice.

HE saw u thirsty, n created H20.

God saw u in dark, so HE created sunshine....

HE saw u without a CUTE friend, ehem... HE created ME....!!

Ps: It sound really nice...! like it...!

;)

^|0_0|^ · Post time 27-12-2003 01:00 PM

yeah.. esp. part He created sunshine tu

Show all posts · Post time 31-12-2003 10:32 AM

He he... Yu Yu..! besalaa.... ada perkataan sunshine yg mahalll tue..!

Ok...

Don't open until

******2 Days********

Just s I thot...!

U cannot wait......

Go ahead..!

OPEN IT!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

See... I'm d 1st one to greet U..!

Ps: Mlm ni woiiii...!! countdown kat KLCC yop!!

sure heboh..!

^|0_0|^ · Post time 3-1-2004 10:53 AM

I won't promose
to be your
friend forever,

coz i won't
Live that long...

but let me
be your Friend

As
LONG
As I
LIVE..

fly_in_d_sky · Post time 5-1-2004 03:09 AM

Kalau awak bace SMS ni awak utang saya 1 Pelukan,
Kalau padam, utang 1 Cium,
Kalau simpan, utang 1 Malam,
Kalau jawab, utang Smua,
Kalau tak jawab, Awak saya Punya ....

fly_in_d_sky · Post time 5-1-2004 03:11 AM

I'm really fed up dgn U tau! U jaga skit U punya mulut, eh ...! Itz a "Big Warning" I kasi sama u! Apa pasal U kepo, gi britahu org yg I nih

cute!!! ..

Show all posts · Post time 5-1-2004 10:33 AM

4 u b'4 I sleep 2nite.....

*Goodnitez*
*Sweetdreamz*
*Sleeptightz*

Still pressing....?

Go to sleep larr dearr...!!

Ps: He he he...

Show all posts · Post time 5-1-2004 09:31 PM

tengkiu sunshine dear...bnyk tul sue antar lovey-dovey msg tuk bhai..wakakakakaka...

Nurana · Post time 6-1-2004 02:45 AM

tak der collection :cry:

Show all posts · Post time 6-1-2004 09:29 AM

Originally posted by BHAI-SUCI at 2004-1-5 09:31 PM:
tengkiu sunshine dear...bnyk tul sue antar lovey-dovey msg tuk bhai..wakakakakaka...

Ps: Kat sue heh.... :re: Y me huh? :stp: Sue kan brutal...! :2cool: it's ok, lets play this courting game ehh...!

let c who's gonna win....! ha ha!

^|0_0|^ · Post time 10-1-2004 02:59 PM

:0 big smile
:) simple smile
:> happy smile
:j dimpled smile

:B toothy smile
;) winky smile
8) zorro smile
:P cutee smile

All smile r 4 u
Stay Happy!

Show all posts · Post time 12-1-2004 09:29 AM

dah lama tak letak sms awex kat sini....

yang nih awak awex bagi.... ;)

( >"'"< )
(  ' ; '  )
(  )(  )
cium cikit!

( >"'"< )
('; '    )
(" )(  )
pipi kiri....

( >"'"< )
(    ' ;')
(  )(" )
pipi kanan.....

( >"'"< )
(  ' : '  )
(  )(  )
mekacih sayang.......

Show all posts · Post time 12-1-2004 09:38 AM

yang nih.... kakak awex bagi.....

膁a yg
鋗鋞 merind黫
鋡鋕

T黷黳
M鋞

w|nTer^GurL · Post time 14-1-2004 02:56 AM

(((((DANGER)))))
                           "DON"T TRY TO
                              PRESS 'DOWN
                              ARROW'_!!!"

                                 '''

w|nTer^GurL · Post time 14-1-2004 03:07 AM

('.')  ade sesuatu
(i i) untuk awak
.!!.

(",)  pejamkn
(i i> mata...
.!!.

(',')  1..2..3..4..
(i i>
.!!.

TIPU!! x pejam
mata pun! So,xde
ape2 utk awk
he he he.

Show all posts · Post time 17-1-2004 02:33 AM

Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬衻 at 3-6-2003 10:41 PM:
Hehehe..dah turun credit lagi..ekekkek

Cam pasaran saham lak..

Memula 1000..pastu 500..sekarang ni pulak...200..ekekkek

Macam-macam..hehehe

aku tak perasan lak......

gorgonz · Post time 24-1-2004 05:01 PM

kau sungguh dinamis
sifatmu cukup puitis
gayamu selalu erotis
jiwamu tentu romantis
caramu seperti celebrities
tapi sayang wajahmu macam teletubbies...

gorgonz · Post time 24-1-2004 05:03 PM

CERITA PERTAMA

Majikan : Kamu dipecat!
Pekerja : Tapi, saya tak buat apa-apa pun...
Majikan : Sebab itulah kamu dipecat!

CERITA KEDUA

Majikan : Adakah kamu telah mencuci ikan itu sebelum menggorengnya?
Orang gaji : Saya tak fikir ianya perlu kerana ikan memang dah seumur hidup tinggal dalam air.

CERITA KETIGA

Cikgu : Ali, kalau saya bagi awak 2 ekor arnab hari ni, dan esok saya bagi 2 ekor lagi, berapa ekor arnab akan ada di rumah awak?
Ali : 7 ekor, cikgu!
Cikgu : Kenapa jadi 7 ekor?
Ali : Sebab di rumah saya, dah ada 3 ekor arnab.

CERITA KEEMPAT

Anak ular : Mak, kita ni, beracun tak?
Mak ular : Tak. Kenapa kamu tanya?
Anak ular : Saya baru saja tergigit lidah saya.

CERITA KELIMA

Seorang pengarah filem ingin membuat satu adegan tembak-menembak yang paling dahsyat di dunia perfileman dan berbincang dengan krew-krewnya.
Pengarah : Saya memerlukan 2 pasukan askar yang setiap satu mengandungi 25 ribu askar.
Krew : 2 pasukan ada 50 ribu askar. Macam mana kita nak bayar mereka?
Pengarah : Saya baru terfikir nak gunakan peluru hidup.