Isteri Dari Neraka

imransulaiman · Post time 13-7-2016 10:42 PM

Early morning husband woke up and asked his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, hah?"
Hubby: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: I beg you please don't stretch it in the morning"
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "Ok ok.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. happy now?."
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "

lease, please. I am feeling giddy now "
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.