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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 Kerat (Bersyarat) V12

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Post time 24-8-2016 02:21 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Menipu itu perbuatan keji
Pahala jika tunaikan janji
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Post time 24-8-2016 02:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ikan disimpan dalam peti
Janji harus untuk ditepati
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Post time 24-8-2016 02:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Janji kamu kubawa mati
Ditepati dengan seikhlas hati
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Post time 24-8-2016 02:23 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Orang itu berilmu kebal
Hati ayam masak sambal
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Post time 24-8-2016 02:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ibu pandai membuat pengat
Sambal memang sedap sangat
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Post time 24-8-2016 02:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ibu sibuk melayan tetamu
Sangat cantik rumah kamu
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Post time 24-8-2016 07:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 23-8-2016 11:07 PM
Nak share ni kat melur jones piahsemah
Sayur nangka dgn kepah lada hitam masak bening  sedap nah

Mak ai,bunyi pun sdp da
Tp aku x leh mkn nangka da
#sayo bening tu yg x dak santan e
Nangka my fav tp x brani mkn coz angin plus aku ada athma   :zz  
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Post time 24-8-2016 07:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 24-8-2016 12:33 AM
tingkap kaca aku malas nak gilap
perangainya sangat tengku puan baru nak up!!

Lapar kek oren
Nanti kang kena sembur dgn kak oren
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Post time 24-8-2016 07:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 24-8-2016 12:52 AM
awatlah pesal panggil adik kau nigger
punyalah boring, aku gi rempit benang blogger

Pg pg dgr fm hot
Ada yg hot????
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Post time 24-8-2016 07:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 24-8-2016 12:58 AM
meriah berkeluarga, beranak-pinak
aku sakit camtu masa nak beranak

Kecik2 main kawen kawen
Sgugut aku ilang pas kawen
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Post time 24-8-2016 08:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
piahsemah replied at 24-8-2016 07:49 AM
Pg pg dgr fm hot
Ada yg hot????

buka radio dengar berita
saja aku kepochi nak tau cerita  
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Post time 24-8-2016 09:33 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
piahsemah replied at 24-8-2016 07:43 AM
Mak ai,bunyi pun sdp da
Tp aku x leh mkn nangka da
#sayo bening tu yg x dak santan e

Lah takpe jg kesihatan dulu
Akan tetapi masa sakit akan berlalu

in sha allah
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Post time 24-8-2016 10:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
masuk benang blogger dapat la kenal yang mana scammer
begitu juga personal shopper yang scammer
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Post time 24-8-2016 10:09 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
piahsemah replied at 24-8-2016 07:51 AM
Kecik2 main kawen kawen
Sgugut aku ilang pas kawen

aku pun ingat lepas kawen dah lega
rupanya turun jadi kuasa dua dari kuasa tiga  
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Post time 24-8-2016 10:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 24-8-2016 09:33 AM
Lah takpe jg kesihatan dulu
Akan tetapi masa sakit akan berlalu


aku rasa boleh ke hentam
bila masak lebihkan lada hitam?

aku pun angin gak kalau makan nangka!!
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Post time 24-8-2016 10:21 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sangat keji kalau berbuat onar
tu pasal aku suka google untuk tahu perkara yang benar
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Post time 24-8-2016 11:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 24-8-2016 10:12 AM
aku rasa boleh ke hentam
bila masak lebihkan lada hitam?


Jgn bnyk sgt lada
Nanti kepanasan
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Post time 24-8-2016 11:44 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 24-8-2016 10:09 AM
aku pun ingat lepas kawen dah lega
rupanya turun jadi kuasa dua dari kuasa tiga

Sian ko,betabahlah
Nant sembuhlah
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Post time 24-8-2016 11:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 24-8-2016 09:33 AM
Lah takpe jg kesihatan dulu
Akan tetapi masa sakit akan berlalu


Tq @samisfar

Ko mkn kat mana wei
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Post time 24-8-2016 12:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
piahsemah replied at 24-8-2016 11:45 AM
Tq @samisfar

Ko mkn kat mana wei

Mak nya resepi
aku masak sendiri
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