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Author: melurporeber

[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 Kerat (Bersyarat) V12

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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 21-7-2016 06:44 PM
makan biskut dengan kumari
adakah @melurporeber akan selalu ke mari??

Halus sungguh jari jemari
Daku akan di sini setiap hari
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nonaroguy replied at 21-7-2016 07:16 PM
Tahniah sebab dah lompat pagar
Brapa lama nak lepas pagar

Gula perang gula kapas
Hampir seminggu baru ku lepas
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 21-7-2016 05:21 PM
pulau pandan jauh ke tengah
berpantunlah kita sampai mengah

Kejut ank bangun pagi
Takkan x lepas lagi?
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nonaroguy replied at 21-7-2016 07:19 PM
Pak mat dengar lagu j mizan
Lambat lagi nak azan

Asah pisau jgn sampai terluka
Selamat berbuka
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Balik keja pukul lima
Berpantun standby untuk pagar lima
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nonaroguy replied at 21-7-2016 07:13 PM
Tahan lapar macam nak mati
Jom buat house warming parti

Ank @mrsjones suka tgk kartun
Kita party dgn pantun

    
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by mrsjones at 21-7-2016 07:47 PM
lorelai replied at 21-7-2016 06:58 PM
Sebelah kumari ada ahmad nawab

Wallahua'lam bisawab


pasar tani jual barangan segar
mesti tengah sibuk menelaah benang berpagar

hai to you too @lorelai
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 07:29 PM
Kejut ank bangun pagi
Takkan x lepas lagi?

apa formula untuk kira luas empat persegi
daku perlukan 60 lagi
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 07:32 PM
Balik keja pukul lima
Berpantun standby untuk pagar lima

tahniah dapat lompat ke sana
pagar lima tu banyak mana?
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nonaroguy replied at 21-7-2016 07:19 PM
Pak mat dengar lagu j mizan
Lambat lagi nak azan

puasa gantiku pun belum bermula
hari ini puasamu yang ke berapa?
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Setiap hari pantun sambil berdansa di lantai
Bila kredit dh cukup x pulak benang tu ku intai
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 21-7-2016 07:42 PM
apa formula untuk kira luas empat persegi
daku perlukan 60 lagi

Mlm ni nk mkn kebab
Kipidap dingibab

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Post time 21-7-2016 07:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 07:47 PM
Setiap hari pantun sambil berdansa di lantai
Bila kredit dh cukup x pulak benang tu ku intai

drama teater muzikal monolog
nanti jenuh la kau nak beklog!!
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 21-7-2016 07:44 PM
tahniah dapat lompat ke sana
pagar lima tu banyak mana?

Sakit jari tercucuk kaktus
Pagar 5 nak kredit 6 ratus
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
zarah pepejal, gas dan cecair
nak masuk malam, putus pulak bekalan air :
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Post time 21-7-2016 07:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 07:50 PM
Sakit jari tercucuk kaktus
Pagar 5 nak kredit 6 ratus

masak lemak pakai santan
bila kubaca, rasa nak pengsan
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 07:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrsjones replied at 21-7-2016 07:52 PM
zarah pepejal, gas dan cecair
nak masuk malam, putus pulak bekalan air :

Bibik nama surnati
Tabahlah hati

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Post time 21-7-2016 07:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tok lebai, tok siak dan penghulu
aku nak uruskan anak-anakku dahulu
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Post time 21-7-2016 08:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by samisfar at 21-7-2016 08:37 PM

Saya cuba cuba kumpul point
Bole saya masok sini joint
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 08:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 21-7-2016 08:35 PM
Saya cuba cuba kumpul point
Bole saya masok sini joint

Budak asrama selalu kena rasuk
Masuk jgn x masuk
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