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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 Kerat (Bersyarat) V12

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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 09:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Odaida replied at 21-7-2016 09:29 PM
Masuk toilet guna tisu
Tido lmbt sbb baca buku

Makan kicap tanpa jemu
Membaca boleh tambah ilmu
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dah lewat kena marah
Sakit otak nk kena perah
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gigi banyak lobang lobang
Adik cinta kat abang
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 09:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Odaida replied at 21-7-2016 09:32 PM
Tiba tiba rindu biskut nini
Best jugak main pantun kat sini

Baju raya tema biru
Kami berpantun sampai ke rumah baru
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Odaida replied at 21-7-2016 09:32 PM
Cermin mata warna hitam
Sdapnya kalau dpt somtam

puteri mandi dan lompat tikam
kau sebut somtam ku teringatkan meng kham!!
slurrrppppp!!!
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 09:31 PM
Anjing suka kejar bayang-bayang
400 je kreditnya sayang

400 kredit banyaknya
Terima kasih nti saya bg bunga
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Alaaamak 400 creditnya
Bila nak sampai sembelitlah nampaknya
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 09:33 PM
Makan kicap tanpa jemu
Membaca boleh tambah ilmu

Makan kicap nti jadi hitam
Lunch tadi makan ketam
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 09:35 PM
Baju raya tema biru
Kami berpantun sampai ke rumah baru

Point awak dah berapa?
Point saya baru 100 lebih je
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bangla baru nak up
mintak mintak credit kita pun up
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Odaida replied at 21-7-2016 09:31 PM
Habis sekolah kerja part time
Dpt duit beli chatime

tok imam, tok siak dan bilal
kerjalah apa saja asalkan halal
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 09:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gosip sana gosip sini
Tolong,guna pantun kt sini
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 09:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Odaida replied at 21-7-2016 09:48 PM
Point awak dah berapa?
Point saya baru 100 lebih je

Hari2 banyak keje
Baru 400 je
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 09:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 21-7-2016 09:44 PM
Alaaamak 400 creditnya
Bila nak sampai sembelitlah nampaknya

Makan nasi sedap berkuah
Kalo sembelit kena mkn buah
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Post time 21-7-2016 09:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
samisfar replied at 21-7-2016 09:44 PM
Alaaamak 400 creditnya
Bila nak sampai sembelitlah nampaknya

buah pisang dibuat pengat
lepas ni kita jangan #janganpagartinggisangat
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Post time 21-7-2016 10:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Makan buah hilangkan sembelit
Pantun pantun ni bole buat cell otak terbelit
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 10:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Skrg masih bulan syawal
Pagar dh lepas boleh tdo awal
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Post time 21-7-2016 10:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Terima kasih daun keladi kalau boleh nak lagi
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 Author| Post time 21-7-2016 10:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
thehakims1 replied at 21-7-2016 10:30 PM
Terima kasih daun keladi kalau boleh nak lagi

Ikan paus kuda padi
Tapi melur x suka padi

  
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Post time 21-7-2016 10:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melurporeber replied at 21-7-2016 10:10 PM
Skrg masih bulan syawal
Pagar dh lepas boleh tdo awal

tak sungguh tak boleh dikata
aku jugak yang bersengkang mata  
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