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Post time 1-8-2016 08:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Lelaki idaman wanita

Awek : "Abang kerje kt mna..?"

Abang :  Abang berniaga dik..
          ada la kedai emas 2 ,
          restoran 1
          chalet 5 buah kat utara ni,
          Dan 4 buah kedai juai henpon..

Awek : (terkejut) Abang tinggal kt maner?

Abang : "Lagenda Height"

Awek : (wah! mesti kaya ni)
          Rumah abang mesti besar kan??

Abang : Takder lah, rumah pun harga
          300 ribu jer..

Awek : (terbaek) kereta abang
          mesti banyak kan??

Abang : Sikit jer, cuma ada
          Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar,
          VW ....dan Range Rover

Awek : (waa...ni bakal suami ni)
          Abang dah ada isteri??

Abang : haa.. tu la.. sampai
          sekarang belum ada isteri..

Awek : (terbaek..boleh jadi laki ni)
          Abang merokok??

Abang : merokok kan tak baik
          untuk kesihatan tubuh badan

Awek : (sihat tuu) Abang minum
          minuman keras tak??

Abang : Tak minum...haramm

Awek : (Perghh..) Abang main judi?

Abang : Judi?? menghabiskan duit je
          main judi..lagipun berdosa.

Awek : (sweetnye abang ni)
          Abang kaki disko??

Abang : Heh..Abang tak suka buang
          masa dik..

Awek : (Ish..abang ni memang hebatlah)
          Abang pernah pergi Haji?

Abang : 3 kali haji, 6 kali umrah

Awek : (Subhanallah..calon suami ku syuurgawii)
          Hobi abang apa??

Abang : Bohong orang..
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Post time 2-8-2016 03:50 PM | Show all posts
part membohong tu tak bohong pulak
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hahahha...
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Yeke suka bohong? Jawapan last jujur je tu?
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Post time 3-8-2016 09:17 PM | Show all posts
yg lelaki ni menganjing ke apa
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Post time 4-8-2016 12:14 PM | Show all posts
Kahkahkah, padan la ngan pompuan tu!
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Post time 4-8-2016 10:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
best jerr hobi abam kann
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Post time 5-8-2016 06:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mau kasi kaki je kan jepn last tu
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Post time 5-8-2016 06:48 PM | Show all posts
hobi tu.....adoiiiiii tak boleh blah betui ler

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Post time 18-8-2016 03:57 PM | Show all posts
terbaik no.. cita abg
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Hahaha
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