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Post time 1-10-2016 12:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang Boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada suatu hari tu.
Sesiapa yang nak minta balik 5 jam lebih awal hari ni dia bagi. Tapi alasannya hanya satu jer boleh guna.

Haaaa!! Alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang SAHAJA! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang berjumpa dengan Boss ni;


Mula-mula seorang kerani biasa;

Kerani : Boss, buleh saya pulang awal? Saya balik nak solat kat rumah boss, leh tak?
Boss : Tak boleh!!! Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi lagi banyak pahalanya!


Kemudian, datang pula seorang supervisor;

Supervisor : Saya bulih balik awai kut Boss?
Boss : Hang apa pasai??
Supervisor : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang Zohor ke tak? Ntah-ntah dia ponteng...
Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok!

Pengurus Syarikat pula mencuba nasib;

Pengurus : Boss!
Boss : Ha, pasal pulak ni?! Nak balik awal gak ker?
Pengurus : Errrrr!! Yer boss! Boss baik!! He!He!He!
Boss : Alasan apa lak ngko nie?
Pengurus : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati... Ada orang kampung saya ninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah...! Boleh kut boss yer pulang awal?
Boss : Tak bolehhh!!! Itu Fardhu Kifayah jer! Orang kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!! Dah! Pergi buat kerja!


Tiba pula giliran Mat Peon;

Mat Peon : Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak?
Boss : Naper?
Mat Peon : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang!
Boss : Yer ker??? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah...Kesian awak dah seminggu nunggu!!!
Mat Peon : Ima Acih Boss!!! Wahahahahahahah!!


    

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Post time 1-10-2016 12:37 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 1-10-2016 02:16 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Memahami sungguh bos ni.
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Post time 1-10-2016 07:23 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 1-10-2016 07:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
haha gara2 tu...
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Post time 1-10-2016 08:17 AM | Show all posts
bos memahami atas dasar pengalaman....
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Post time 1-10-2016 09:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 1-10-2016 09:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 1-10-2016 11:19 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kihkihkih. Betol2 bos yg baik hati
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Post time 1-10-2016 02:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 1-10-2016 09:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bos pilih kasih
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Post time 3-10-2016 01:30 PM | Show all posts
Wakaka...Bos yang prihatin
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Post time 3-10-2016 04:08 PM | Show all posts
boss yang memahami.....
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Post time 3-10-2016 07:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nak lah boss macam ni!
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Post time 4-10-2016 11:49 AM | Show all posts
memahami sungguh boss..hehehe
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Post time 1-12-2016 12:56 PM | Show all posts
hahahhahahahhahaha
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