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Post time 13-10-2016 03:17 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by catalina at 13-10-2016 03:21 PM

Pada suatu petang,sepasang suami isteri baru berkahwin...
pada petang itu,si isteri pun pesan kepada suaminya kerana kebetulan suaminya hendak ke surau...
"bang,saye nak ikan ni,belikan la kepala ikan 10 kilo ye"


"Insya Allah, ok bye"jawab suaminya...


on the way tengah dalam kereta tu,dia nampak seseorang itu sedang memakan rumput di padang sekolah lalu bergegas turun dan berkata,


"Assalamualaikum cik, apsal cik makan rumput ni???"

"dah tak ada apa lagi yang saya mampu Encik, duit tak ada nak beli makanan,makanan yang ada rumput ni aje la" si miskin menjawab dengan sedih...


dengan penuh rasa kasihan si lelaki itu berkata, "so poor,lets go to my rumah,at my rumah more food!!!"

Dengan berasa pelik si miskin berkata "apa mende yang Encik cakap tu?"

"Tak da apa-apalah,dah jom ke rumah aku..."

Lelaki tu pon membawa si miskin itu ke dalam kereta...dalam perjalanan ke rumah si miskin berkata, "Oh,sungguh baik hatimu..sampai sanggup memberiku makanan,oh...terima kasih"

dengan selamber orang itu berkata, "hehe,tak pape....kat rumah saya tu rumput dia lagi panjang2"

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Post time 13-10-2016 04:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ape kejadah ni
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Post time 13-10-2016 04:38 PM | Show all posts
hahahahhaha..
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Post time 13-10-2016 04:44 PM | Show all posts
hmm ingatkan pemurah sangat la. ini mau kena penampar sedas
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kesian sungguh orang tu...
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lempang laju2
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Cerita ni start dari perenggan kedua kan?
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haha... lawak tapi kejam...
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dah selalu bace
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Post time 15-10-2016 12:59 PM | Show all posts
jahatnya
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Ingatkan nak bagi makan nasi...
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Post time 15-10-2016 05:10 PM | Show all posts
berhenti berharap
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Post time 15-10-2016 05:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ingatkan y mkn rumput tu anto..y nyamar jd manusia untuk umpan nk mkn mamat tu....haha...jauh nye ak brimaginasi...      
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Post time 15-10-2016 11:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Surau lah sangat!
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Post time 16-10-2016 06:51 AM | Show all posts
iols lg curious psl bini die srh beli kepala ikan 10 kilo
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 Author| Post time 16-10-2016 07:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hanisbunny replied at 16-10-2016 06:51 AM
iols lg curious psl bini die srh beli kepala ikan 10 kilo

Lauk asasi. Tu sebab kepala biol  
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Post time 16-10-2016 09:52 AM | Show all posts
lawak memang xmasuk akai
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