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Pengajaran Si Mat Tongkol

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Post time 16-10-2016 01:56 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Pengajaran Si Mat Tongkol


Seorang awek menelefon teman lelakinya...

Awek: ''Abang, kat rumah I sekarang takda orang."

Mat Tongkol: ''Aww, betul ke''?

Awek: ''Huuh betul bang"

Mat Tongkol langsung tutup handphone tekan minyak pergi ke rumah aweknya. Sampai di pintu rumah Mat tongkol terus telefon aweknya yang tercinta...

Mat Tongkol: ''Yang, abang ada kat depan rumah ni! Buka pintu cepat."

Awek: ''Lol! kan I dah cakap kat rumah tak ada orang, kita orang semua balik kampung."

Mat Tongkol: ''Prakkkkkk! sambil baling handphone."

[''Memang betul kata ulama, ''Barangsiapa mendahulukan nafsu, maka akalnya ditutupi''.]


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dh xde org buat apa nk bgtau..sial punye pompan
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Loloq89 replied at 17-10-2016 03:10 PM
dh xde org buat apa nk bgtau..sial punye pompan

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