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Post time 20-10-2016 08:00 AM | Show all posts |Read mode

*BERTERUS TERANG LAH SEBELUM NIKAH*

"Sayang.... sebelum kita nikah esok, biarlah abang berterus terang"

"Kenapa bang?"

"Lihat gambar ni"

"Siapa wanita ni bang?"

"Wanita ni sebenarnya ... isteri abang. Bila kita nikah esok, sayang akan jadi isteri kedua abang".

"Sayang marah tak?"

"Abang.... demi cinta, sayang turutkan. Kalau itu dah suratan takdir dan jodoh sayang, sayang terima abang se-adanya"

"Sungguh murni kata kata mu, terharu abang"

"Tapi bang... sayang pun nak tunjuk gambar jugak"

"Erkkk... gambar apa pulak ni? Siapa lelaki ni?"

"Abang teka lah... sayang pun macam abang jugak"

"Apaa... ni gambar bekas suami sayang ke?"

"Tak lahhh kan sayang belum pernah kahwin lagi"

"Habis tu? Gambar boyfren lama sayang?"

"Hihihihihi... Tidakkkkk... sayang cinta abang soranngggg je tau!!"

"Habis tu gambar sapa ni?"

"Tu gambar saya sebelum operate!"

"Nama saya dulu Zubir bukan Zubaidah!"

"Abang..... abanggggg!!... alaahh pengsan pulak dia!!"


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hahahha...terbayang nursajat02
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erkkkk... koma 45 bulan.
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Ah sudah
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abg kena heart attack...
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oshinz replied at 20-10-2016 09:58 AM
erkkkk... koma 45 bulan.

bakal arwah
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Post time 20-10-2016 12:00 PM | Show all posts
tingat kat wartawan zubir

haha
do no wai.
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pttla xkisah ada madu...
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 Author| Post time 20-10-2016 01:06 PM | Show all posts

miss sila tnjuk bukti miss bukan cikpon
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rockluu replied at 20-10-2016 01:06 PM
miss sila tnjuk bukti miss bukan cikpon

Huhu xde halkum  
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 Author| Post time 20-10-2016 01:09 PM | Show all posts

bukti kurg kukuh
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rockluu replied at 20-10-2016 01:09 PM
bukti kurg kukuh

No ic hujung no genap  
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Post time 20-10-2016 01:17 PM | Show all posts
tu la tt

nk sgt kawen dua..sekali dpt cikpon...
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awanjingga replied at 20-10-2016 01:17 PM
tu la tt

nk sgt kawen dua..sekali dpt cikpon...

tt xde kaitan....tt nk 4.
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Hahahaha...Zubir....x bole blah
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mcm dah pernah baca je lawak ni. but still buat aku gelak
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