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Post time 10-11-2016 07:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Apabila Mat bertemu Zura dia terus memakai ketayap, Mat tahu ayah Zura alim orangnya. Bukan sebarang orang boleh menjadi menantunya. Mujurlah Mat pandai berlakon.

Apabila Melihat ketayap atas kepala Mat tak pernah lekang, Haji Din setuju nikahkan anaknya dengan si Mat. Selesai lafaz, sahlah akad nikah.

Malam pertama Mat dan Zura lambat tidur. Banyak benda nak dikemas. Akhirnya semua tertidur setelah pukul 2.00 pagi. Esoknya Haji din kejutkan seluruh ahli keluarga solat subuh berjemaah. Mat terlambat bangun. Haji Din suruh Mat solat seorang diri.

Mat pun iqamat dan tunaikan solat subuh. Selesai beri salam, Haji Din tanya Mat: “Hai Mat, Kenapa Solat Subuh tiga rakaat?”
Lantas Mat jawab: “Eh.. iya ke tiga rakaat? rasa-rasanya dah cukup empat rakaat tadi ayah.”
“Masya-Allah!” Haji Din mengucap panjang.


    

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Post time 10-11-2016 07:29 PM | Show all posts
Mat2..apasal jadi camtu
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Post time 10-11-2016 07:36 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mat ooo mat....tak sangka ye kau berpurak2
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Post time 10-11-2016 08:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Harap2 bapak mentua mat masih sihat x sakit dada semput trkejut..
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Post time 10-11-2016 08:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Rupanya kao alim taik kucen sajork ya Mat
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Post time 10-11-2016 09:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
silap bapak mertuanya tak test dulu si mat ketayap ni..cash to father in law
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Post time 10-11-2016 09:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha ampun
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Post time 10-11-2016 09:24 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha..

xpe dah sah jadi bini,

pas2 xoayah berlakon dah
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Post time 10-11-2016 10:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak boleh pakai si Mat ni. Haha.
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Post time 10-11-2016 10:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Menantu hantu..haha
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Post time 10-11-2016 11:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dont judge the book by its cover ..
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Post time 11-11-2016 12:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha, pandai berlakon
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Post time 11-11-2016 06:46 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mudah nyer kau kantoi mat. Sudah kau menipu pak mertua mu.
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Post time 11-11-2016 08:44 AM | Show all posts
trgat novel apetah..cite lelaki yg mcm ni gak
kelakar giler novel tu
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Post time 11-11-2016 10:29 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha... kiutnyer Mat
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Post time 11-11-2016 11:25 AM | Show all posts
mau pitam kalau dgq betoi
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Post time 11-11-2016 12:23 PM | Show all posts
Alim la sgt kan
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Post time 11-11-2016 12:59 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Conpiden je mat kate ckup 4 rakaat solat subuh....hahaha...      
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Post time 11-11-2016 01:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Konpiden itu penting
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Post time 11-11-2016 04:38 PM | Show all posts
nasib la pak mentua ko mat
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