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Post time 23-11-2016 03:20 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorg pengganas yg ditangkap dan dipenjara tp masih sempat berbakti kpd org tuanya.

Si ujang ditangkap polis. Ujang disangka pengganas, kemudian ditangkap dan dimasukkan ke penjara.
Bbrp hari kemudian, Ujang menerima surat dari bapanya.
"Ujang, abah dah tuo. Sekarang dah musim tanam jagung, dan ekau dlm penjara pulak."
"Camno ni abah x terdayo mengcangkul dan tnam sendiri."
Ujang membalas surat tsb;
"Abah..kobun jgn dicangkul dulu dn ditanam jagung, sbbnya di kobun tu ese dh tanam senjato, peluru dn bom."
Surat balasan Ujang ditapis oleh pegawai penjara dan langsung dilaporkan ke Unit Tindakan Khas.
Esoknya dtg 1 pelatun ke kebun abah Ujang.
Tanpa byk ckp dn soal siasat seluruh kebun tersebut dicangkul utk mencari senjata.
Abah yg x fham apa2, menghantar semula surat ke Ujang..
"Jang, ada polis dtg, donga eee mreka mencari senjato, peluru dn bom yg ekau tnam di kobun tu, tp x dijumpo.
Sekrang abah nk buat camno."
Ujang membalas surat tersebut;
"Sekrang kobun dah dicangkul..tanam jo lah biji jagung."
Pegawai yg bertugas yg menapis surat tsb terus histeria "CELAKOOOO ko Ujang."..


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Post time 23-11-2016 03:54 PM | Show all posts
mmg otak brilliant ujang ni
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Post time 23-11-2016 04:24 PM | Show all posts
hahahahhahahhaha....bagus ko ujang... anak yg baik nih..
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Post time 23-11-2016 05:37 PM | Show all posts
Hahahaha...ujang anak yang baik
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Anak yg bijak
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Asteruk ni, byk version nama, banyak bahasa
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Post time 24-11-2016 11:09 AM | Show all posts
tulah..

baca lagi surat tak minta izin

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Terer kan diorang.
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