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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 kerat (Bersyarat) V13

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Author: melurporeber       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 14-2-2017 12:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lumba lari dengan ayda jebat
Nak bgtau fans dia yg hebat
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:36 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tukang kayu betol atap
Fattah amin dok meratap
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:36 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pergi pasar malam mencari air tauhu
Ramai dah menyampah baru dia tahu
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:39 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jumpa bomoh mintak saka
Nanas nabila mulut puaka
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gunung ganang aku daki
Muke LMK mcm mintak kaki
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pergi ke kedai beli ridsect
Pihak istana tolong la reject
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:53 AM | Show all posts
hutan belukar susah didaki
dah tak ada calon bini lain ke nak cari!
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
intanumbrella replied at 13-2-2017 11:41 PM
di dalam hati tertanya-tanya
apakah benar sudah dirisik katanya


Hajah merebus makaroni,
Uols buat hapa menyemak kat sini?

Tertanya2 dirisik apa pulanya,
Hajah yang tak malu merisik putera diistananya...
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Melayu berhalus risik tiada dihebah,
Mamak paki pula yang kepoh kepingin disembah...
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nama cerita adam dan hawa
Kena reject fakezura ketawa
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:04 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
10 budak hitam main atas padang,
10 budak paki mulut macam hangsuang...
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
10 budak hitam keji dlm berjuang,
Tambah mamak parpu jadi 11 orang..
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dari sekolah bertanya tanya
Seronok juga berpantun rupanya
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jumpe tok ketua nak halau gajah
Mari berjemaah menghencap hajjah
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts

Pergi merendek takut dicaci,
Apa susah postlah gambar tanah suci...
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Post time 14-2-2017 01:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jual tudung untung 50juta,
Yang membeli tu sebenarnya buta...
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Post time 14-2-2017 02:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lofattah mula berkira kira
Lofake Bagi 'love' semua gembira
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Post time 14-2-2017 02:38 AM | Show all posts
Beli durian bbuat serawa
Bila x jadi kami ketawa
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Post time 14-2-2017 02:40 AM | Show all posts
Pegi koh lipe berrfesyen fesyen
Belom kompem kaum dah eksyen
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Post time 14-2-2017 09:36 AM | Show all posts
Pinggan kaca piring terbang,
Padan muka korang
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Post time 14-2-2017 09:57 AM | Show all posts
Biar buruk macam katak
So jadi ke tak
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Post time 14-2-2017 10:11 AM | Show all posts
siang malam lepak sahaja
untung lah dapat kawin anak raja
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Post time 14-2-2017 10:16 AM | Show all posts
biar api jadi bara
mau janda atau dara..
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Post time 14-2-2017 10:18 AM | Show all posts
Dahsyatnya bakal queen dihencap
Uols tak takut ke kena masuk lokap
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Post time 14-2-2017 10:19 AM | Show all posts
Pergi kohlipe beli selipar
Keturunan mmg mulut celupar
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