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[Cerita] And then the fight started....

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Author: imransulaiman       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 13-2-2017 04:04 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT.....???

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents' house.

And then the fight started....

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Post time 13-2-2017 04:24 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 13-2-2017 04:35 PM | Show all posts
hahaha...


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Post time 13-2-2017 05:15 PM | Show all posts
Ada sambungan lagi la yg ni


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Dedicated to all married couples. But don't send to all

I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started
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Post time 13-2-2017 05:50 PM | Show all posts
hahaha, not bad
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Post time 13-2-2017 06:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahhaha. Witty x bertempat kan. Padanla asik gaduh.
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Post time 13-2-2017 06:06 PM | Show all posts
petrol pump
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 Author| Post time 13-2-2017 06:36 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
harkktuih replied at 13-2-2017 05:15 PM
Ada sambungan lagi la yg ni



Ahahaaaaaaaaa! Sambungan tu tak payah... Untuk dalam whatsapp boleh    
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Post time 13-2-2017 09:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 13-2-2017 10:01 PM | Show all posts
sama ada wife yg demanding atau husband yg  lurus bendul. tp mmg lawak la
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Post time 13-2-2017 11:32 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahhahaha. Gurau-gurau macam ni lah yang mengeratkan lagi rumahtangga.
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Post time 13-2-2017 11:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sabo je lah
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Post time 14-2-2017 12:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts


yg lakinya asik nk carik gaduh je dgn bininya

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Post time 14-2-2017 12:27 AM | Show all posts
Bahahahaahha!
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Post time 14-2-2017 04:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts



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Post time 14-2-2017 08:37 AM | Show all posts
encik suami nye jujur sangat
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Post time 14-2-2017 09:39 AM | Show all posts
Hahaha..
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Post time 14-2-2017 11:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kimk sgt
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Post time 14-2-2017 03:27 PM | Show all posts
ok ni kelakar hahhaahahaa
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Post time 14-2-2017 04:30 PM | Show all posts
Best... ceria lak rasa
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Post time 14-2-2017 05:00 PM | Show all posts
yang last tu kelakor.
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Post time 14-2-2017 09:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha..mana xgaduh..laki dia lurus sgt ni..
What's on tv?------dust????
Haha..mmg bperang la..
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