...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

tinkiwinki · Post time 12-5-2017 03:53 PM

seribulan replied at 14-2-2017 09:54 PM
Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him. I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a ...

hahahahah ini kelakar!

nandemoii · Post time 12-5-2017 06:48 PM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

nandemoii · Post time 12-5-2017 06:52 PM

The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the president is in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

nandemoii · Post time 12-5-2017 06:56 PM

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha--! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

nandemoii · Post time 12-5-2017 07:02 PM

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while  applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two  police officers and a psychiatrist.

nandemoii · Post time 12-5-2017 07:08 PM

how they pronounce the number 97.........

cheergirlz · Post time 14-5-2017 10:58 PM

Edited by cheergirlz at 14-5-2017 10:59 PM

THREE RINGS

Q: What are the three rings of marriage?

A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

cheergirlz · Post time 14-5-2017 11:04 PM

AN ODD TALE

There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

cheergirlz · Post time 14-5-2017 11:05 PM

ANTHONY JESELNIK: PEANUT ALLERGY

We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting -- they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.