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...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
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Rompakan di Sebuah Kedai ElektronikDalam siaran berita terkini disalah satu TV swasta, ada memuatkan berita rompakan di sebuah kedai elektronik di ibu kota. Kerugian dianggarkan berjumlah RM3 juta ringgit. Seorang pemberita dilihat sedang menemuramah pemilik kedai tersebut..
Pemberita: "Berapakah kerugian yang Tokey alami kerana rompakan ini?"
Tokey: "Aiyaa gua lasa aaaa.. kila-kila.. 3 juta libeeh, tapi waa masih untung wooo..."
Pemberita: "Macammana pulak tokey boleh kata masih beruntung..?"
Tokey: "Gua masih beruntung aaa.. kilana itu keculian terjadi ini hali, bukan semalam aa.."
Pemberita: "Habis tu apa bezanya semalam atau hari ini ..Tokey?"
Tokey: "Aiyaa kilana ini hari semua wa punya balang.. wa sudah kasi liskaun 50% semalam talak liskaun.."
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Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…” |
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I want my toes in the water....& my ass in the sand
at the beach.... |
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Wife : Look at that drunk guy.
Husb : Who is he?
Wife : 10 years back he proposed me & i rejected him
Husb : Oh my God! He is still celebrating....
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Police : Knock Knock
Me : Who is it
Police : its the police
Me : What do you want
Police : We just wanna talk
Me : How many of you are there
Police : 2
Me : Then talk to each other |
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i was sad, but then i bought something online. I feel better now |
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I nay look like my Daddy, but i have my mamas attitude |
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My wife made me coffee this morning and she winked at me when she handed me the cup
I've never been more scared of a drink in all my life |
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Post time 21-7-2017 11:03 PM
