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[Pelbagai]
...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
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I dont know how to tickle myaelf oso yo |
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how to tickle the mind have to tav |
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That 5 minute party when the teacher leaves the room |
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"Can I ask you something?" "You are already asking" |
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Boy : I like you
Girl : How many other girls did you tell that to? |
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My mind says: go to the gym
My heart says: food |
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Math is a drama queen. It can't have that many problems. |
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Teacher : Why are you so late?
Me : Does it matter? You still get paid, right?
#kuangjaq |
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Teacher: Why are you late to class?
Student: You are lucky I came to school
#budakkelasbelakang |
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F.A.I.L. = [F]irst [A]ttempt [I]n [L]earning
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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = [H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge |
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Dear mathematics: Stop asking to find your X, she has a new boyfriend now. And dont ask Y  |
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There is no menu.You get what you deserve! |
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At a disco:
He: “Wow, what do a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
She: “I had to fart.” |
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An almost hysterical man calls for emergency and yells, "Please come quickly! My wife is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.
"No you dumbass! It’s her husband!" |
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A wife complains to her husband:
“Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!” |
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Edited by seribulan at 23-1-2020 11:27 AM
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Post time 11-10-2019 12:26 PM
