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15 reasons cat people are way hotter than dog people




This, obviously, is total nonsense. It’s trash research with trash results and I won’t bloody well stand for it.

Any cat fan will know that it’s cat owners who are definitively hotter than any other human being.

Cat owners are hotter than people who don’t have any pets. Cat owners are hotter than people who have rabbits, or snakes, or even lovebirds.

And they are definitely, indisputably hotter than dog owners.

If you disagree, you are wrong. And I will fight you.

Here are just a few reasons why.

1. Cat owners smell better

Look, I love dogs, but they are significantly more likely to smell than cats.

Wet dog smell. Unwashed dog smell. Dog breath.

When you live with that many smells, you’re going to pick up a bit of an odour too. Sorry, dog owners. But you aren’t smelling fresh.

2. Dog people like needy, over-enthusiastic beings

Oh, you prefer a pet who’s always keen for your attention, never turns you down, and will be there for you whenever you need them?

You’re probably expecting the same from a partner. Not into it.

3. Whereas cat people admire independence

Cat owners understand that sometimes the person/cat you love needs a little space. And they’re okay with that.

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4. Cat people know that sometimes you have to work to earn people’s love

Cats don’t give away their affection to just anyone. They’re tough to please. They take a while to warm up.

Cat people don’t get needy or annoying when you’re a little distanced. They just take it in their stride and wait patiently for you to come around.

5. Cat owners are incredibly patient

Anyone who owns a cat will have had to deal with their cat meowing at the door then refusing to get out. They’ll have had to sit perfectly still while needing to pee because their cat has sat on their lap. They’ve slowly twitched a toy mouse for hours on end.

That kind of patience and stamina is HOT.

6. They know how to stroke a pussy

Important.

7. Cat owners are gentle snugglers

No aggressive patting motions here. Just slow strokes and chin tickles. What a delight.

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8. Dog owners like being outside. In the park.

Cat people are indoor people. They’re snoozing on the sofa people. They’re reading in bed people.

They are the best kind of people.

9. A cat owner will never talk to you like you are very, very dumb

Ever noticed that dog owners talk to their dogs like they’re f***ing idiots? ‘Who’s a good boy?’ WHAT ANSWER ARE YOU EXPECTING, DOG PEOPLE?

Cat owners, meanwhile, will chat with their cats like their equals.

That kind of behaviour will likely seep into a relationship. I assume.*

*I wouldn’t know, because there are currently no cat owners wanting to date me and give me their cats.

10. Cat owners aren’t massive show-offs

Dog people LOVE to parade their dog around town, show off their dog in every Tinder picture, and brag about their dog’s breed.

Cat owners are more subtle creatures.

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11. Cat people are smarter

Seriously, multiple studies have found that cat people tend to be more intelligent than dog people.

And as we all know, intelligence is sexy.

12. A cat owner will never smother you with affection

Because they know that if they try it, they may get scratched.

13. Cat owners know that sometimes the simplest gifts are the best

Dog people want to buy flashy leads and fancy balls.

Cat owners bought a nice scratching post once then learned their cat preferred the box it came in.

A cat owner will get you an experience, or a thoughtful present, or their company. Much more attractive than the person who buys you a fancy watch just because it looks nice.

(Picture: Getty)

14. Cat people will never have a dog’s saliva slobbered all over their face

A note to all dog people: if you let a dog lick your mouth, you lose at least one tenth of all former attractiveness. Be warned.

15. And of course, cat owners have the greatest thing of all: a cat

Yes, I would absolutely date someone just so I could hang out with their cat. Deal with it.

alya_daniela

@abangbeca
@lazim

alya ada bela dua ekor kucing parsi
kucing alya ni suka sangat tidur
bila mereka berjaya, kucing alya ni cuma jilat jilat bulu
kemudian cakar cakar karpet
dan makan

kemudian kucing alya tidur semula

jadi kucing ini memang senang kan hidup

pyropura

  

6. They know how to stroke a pussy
Important.

CiliPadiSedap

alya dpt brim beli wiskes ye? baiknya

pearl.silver

Xtau laa apa pandangan org lain terhadap kita yg suka sembang ngan kucing di mana saja..

mel18

kucing aku kan..

lompat2 terkena dkt pelekat lalt..habesss la bulu dia yg gebus gebas tu..
apo la kucing ni..ingt dh insaf..x lompat2 lagi..nan hado insaf nyrrr...

lazim

alya_daniela replied at 24-2-2017 01:19 PM
@abangbeca
@lazim

kucing iols demam alya. iols tggu brim masuk nk bawak gi jumpa vet

nononcrux

CiliPadiSedap replied at 24-2-2017 01:37 PM
alya dpt brim beli wiskes ye? baiknya

sekali sekala belanja la royal canin dah dapt brim kan

alya_daniela

CiliPadiSedap replied at 24-2-2017 01:37 PM
alya dpt brim beli wiskes ye? baiknya

alya beli fancy feast

whiskas ni banyak garam kan
tak baik untuk kucing kucing alya

alya_daniela

nononcrux replied at 24-2-2017 02:24 PM
sekali sekala belanja la royal canin dah dapt brim kan

alya belikan fancy feast
pernah beli tak

alya_daniela

lazim replied at 24-2-2017 02:23 PM
kucing iols demam alya. iols tggu brim masuk nk bawak gi jumpa vet

bagi la panadol dekat kucing lazm

lazim

alya_daniela replied at 24-2-2017 02:31 PM
bagi la panadol dekat kucing lazm

nak suruh gol cepat ke alya

alya_daniela

lazim replied at 24-2-2017 02:32 PM
nak suruh gol cepat ke alya

lazim kata kucing lazim demam
jadi alya cadangkanlah bagi panadol

kan ke untuk bagi cepat sihat

nononcrux

alya_daniela replied at 24-2-2017 02:30 PM
alya belikan fancy feast
pernah beli tak

pernah mhal juga tu aliya tak mampu nak kasi ank-ank mkn sebulan, biasa campur dgn power cat je.

lazim

alya_daniela replied at 24-2-2017 02:37 PM
lazim kata kucing lazim demam
jadi alya cadangkanlah bagi panadol

kucing xblh makan panadol manusia la. bahaya

alya_daniela

lazim replied at 24-2-2017 02:38 PM
kucing xblh makan panadol manusia la. bahaya

cuba abang lazim try bagi
mana tahu jadi sihat

alya_daniela

nononcrux replied at 24-2-2017 02:38 PM
pernah mhal juga tu aliya tak mampu nak kasi ank-ank mkn sebulan, biasa campur dgn power cat je.

dulu alya beli fancy feast
dia bagi container free lagi

ultra78

dulu saya ada bela kucing.Skrg tak lagi

Andyscenes

Alya berjaya

alya_daniela

ultra78 replied at 24-2-2017 02:43 PM
dulu saya ada bela kucing.Skrg tak lagi

kenapa tidak bela lagi