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Post time 2-3-2017 03:25 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Di pesawat ada Imam dan Paderi duduk sebaris. Lalu datang pramugari cantik.Pramugari: "Hallo tuan-tuan, ada yang mau arak?"aderi: "Iya, Tolong beri dua gelas ya, cik..! Ayuh pak imam, kita rayakan pertemuan ini dengan minum arak"Imam : "Saya teh o panas saja."aderi: "Waaah.. pak imam jangan begitu. Jarang2 kita  minum arak biar sampai pening.Imam : "Maaf, agama saya melarang meminumnya." (Paderi  terdiam sambil meneguk araknya ).Paderi : "Waaah.. Sayang sekali pak imam, barang sedap begini pak Imam tidak suka." (Pak Imam hanya menghela nafas).Sampai di lokasi , mereka berjalan ke tempat menunggu. Dari kejauhan, datang 4 orang wanita muda nan ayu, manis, cantik dan beragama, sambil memanggil-manggil pak Imam: "Abah.. Abaaah.. Selamat dataaang.. Mmmuah.. Mmmuuuuah...." (sambil cium tangan satu per satu).Paderi: "utrinya cantik-cantik pak imam. Anak semua ke ?"Imam: "Ooh.. Mereka itu istri-istri saya. Paderi  tidak ada istri yang jemput?"aderi: "Hmmm.. Saya tidak punya istri, agama saya melarang saya menikah." (sambil menghela nafas).Imam: "Waaah.. Sayang sekali, barang sedap begini, paderi tidak suka."
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Post time 2-3-2017 05:38 PM | Show all posts
melepas paderi tu....
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Hahahaha paderi tu la lagi rugi
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Post time 3-3-2017 11:18 AM | Show all posts
Hahahaha. Baik punya Imam tu 'pulang' balik
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