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[Gambar] Ibu2 kata poligami itu boleh kalau...........

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Author: jiwarasa       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 16-3-2017 03:28 PM | Show all posts |Read mode

percakapan antara Ayah & Anak sepulang pengajian di masjid :...



Ayah : nak, tadi dengerin ceramahnya dak,?
Anak : Dengerin donk Yah...
Ayah : Sekarang Ayah mau tes kamu..sebagai Anak, kamu harus berbakti pada siapa ?
Anak : Ibu...
Ayah : Kemudian siapa lagi ?
Anak : Ibu lagi...
Ayah : OK, selanjutnya siapa ?
Anak : Ibu lagi Yah...
Ayah : Bagus, abis itu siapa ?
Anak : Ayah....
Ayah : Pinteeeer anak ayah.. jadi Ibunya ada berapa tadi ?
Anak : ada 3 Yah...
Ayah : Ayahnya berapa ?
Anak : satu...
Ayah : Ibu kamu berapa ?
Anak : satu....
Ayah : Berarti kurang berapa ?
Anak : dua...
Ayah : Siiip, nanti sampe rumah bilang sama Ibu mu yaaa
PULANG DAN NYAMPE RUMAH
Anak : Ibu..Ibu...tadi kata ayah, seharusnya aku punya tiga ibu, karena sekarang baru satu, jadi masih kurang dua....
Ibu : Nak, kamu tau ini sayur apa ? (sambil nunjukin terong)
Anak : Terong... Bu.
Ibu : ada barapa terongnya ?
Anak : satu bu...
Ibu : Bagaimana caranya agar satu terong ini bisa dinikmati oleh tiga orang ?
Anak : Dipotong tiga Bu...
Ibu : Anak pintar.. Nanti bilang ayahmu ya ,kata ibu mau gak terongnya dipotong jadi tiga?





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Post time 16-3-2017 03:50 PM | Show all posts
ngerinya tengok terung dipotong 3 huhhu
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Post time 16-3-2017 03:53 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaha...
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Post time 16-3-2017 04:27 PM | Show all posts
hahahahahahahaa
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Post time 16-3-2017 05:14 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahahhahahhahahah bijak mak dia!!! Hahhahahahah.
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Post time 16-3-2017 05:54 PM | Show all posts
mak lagi bijak..

terkedu bapak
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Post time 16-3-2017 10:14 PM | Show all posts

bravo mak....
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Post time 17-3-2017 08:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bravo mother dear
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Post time 17-3-2017 10:07 AM | Show all posts
hahahahhaaaa.. bijak lg si ibu
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Post time 17-3-2017 10:15 AM | Show all posts
berani ke bapaknya...??
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Post time 17-3-2017 11:08 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 17-3-2017 12:19 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahahaha.
Confirm si ayah dah tak berani lepas tu
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Post time 17-3-2017 12:47 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 17-3-2017 06:08 PM | Show all posts
wakakakaka terung dipotong tiga
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Post time 18-3-2017 02:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sedapnye kari terung dengan sambal belacan.
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Post time 18-3-2017 06:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 18-3-2017 07:06 PM | Show all posts
ada berani ke paknya nak poligami
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Post time 19-3-2017 02:07 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 19-3-2017 08:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Potong jgn x potong
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Post time 19-3-2017 08:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by missinpiece at 19-3-2017 08:30 PM

Terdabel post    
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Post time 20-3-2017 12:23 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha counter back
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Post time 26-4-2017 11:16 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha....
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Post time 2-5-2017 08:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 2-5-2017 08:52 PM | Show all posts
pandai banget ibu..
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